"em dashes are AI" i didn't memorize alt+0151 and option+shift+hyphen to be accused of such treachery

I swear to God if we see Bryce Underwood go to LSU with Lane I will cry

Lions had a real “turn down the difficulty and restart the game” game tonight!

Nice to see the 1997 National Champions win today

It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine! #GoBlue

Just please don’t send an onside kick towards Semaj Morgan

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Bryce Underwood running toward the end zone

Dolly Parton with Borg implants wearing a silver costume and starfleet combadge in front of the warp core of the USS Voyager.

Seven of Nine to Five

See this is why I’m not a football coach

Maybe try letting the $10M quarterback throw on downs other than third and long

Oh wow. Lions safety Maurice Norris was just carted off in an ambulance and the players are letting the clock run out to zero, they don’t want to keep playing

“I want you to back that container ship right up to my tiny house garage…”

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Did my annual donation to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for the EDSBS Charity Bowl. Since my donation is for #Michigan, I had to make it $130.84—the cumulative score of the Michigan/Ohio State football game during our current win streak. Let’s make it $200 next year!

It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine

Go Blue! 🏀

On my way to work this morning I saw a Cybertruck cut off a VA bus and if that isn't a perfect metaphor…

The older I get, the more I understand the concept of Odinsleep.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

Yeah. "Stand up," guys.

It's so cute when drivers in the Bay Area try to be aggressive. "Aggressive" out here is "polite" in Michigan. I am unfazed by you attempting to not let me in.

Looks awesome! Quick note, looks like there’s an extra “a” here on the website:

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

On a black counter, a Fairlife protein shake, a Cherry Coke Zero, a peanut butter and jelly Uncrustable, and a banana.

Two widgets from my phone’s Home Screen. On top is the Fitness widget showing 55 minutes’ worth of exercise and calories. On the bottom is Foodnoms, tracking the calories, protein, carbs, and fat of my logged foods. They are all more or less in line with one another, suggesting that the meal is the ideal balance of those four macros.

My post-workout meal, according to @foodnoms.com, is almost the perfect balance of macros. Have I discovered the ideal performance diet?

Credit where credit’s due, Ohio State had a great Gatorade dump here.

But they still lost to Michigan at home!

They’d have to add a fourth “satisfaction” ring.

I refuse to watch the inauguration so instead I did a long workout on the Peloton. I threw in some strength work because you never know when you're going to need to punch a Nazi.