05.03.2026 23:10
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Smurfing (noun)
It's that thing when a guy dressed up as a shunned monk ties you up and throws three apples at you while a cat watches.
05.03.2026 14:59
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I tried Morphine Ethyl Hydrochloride once.
It was meh.
04.03.2026 18:05
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#writingcommunity #humor
#StupidHumanJokes #OliviaCo
04.03.2026 17:57
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03.03.2026 22:37
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Some people are the life of the party.
I'm the zeitgeist of the pitch-in.
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#OliviaCo
03.03.2026 16:21
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02.03.2026 22:03
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I'm a procrastikinetic.
I can move things with my mind when I get around to it.
02.03.2026 13:44
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28.02.2026 23:44
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28.02.2026 22:35
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28.02.2026 16:05
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I wonder if the Q-anon crowd feel silly yet.
28.02.2026 00:40
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(100% true 🤣)
27.02.2026 22:47
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I tried to explain that to my shrink. He asked me what was the last thing I had published. I said, technically, 1998.
I told him I've been working on a project that will change everything.
He said, Nobody is going to publish a Love Boat fanfic about a Charo obsessed serial killer.
Critics. Amiright?
27.02.2026 22:46
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27.02.2026 15:45
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Today is a special day!
We here at OliviaCo™️ would like to wish a happy birthday to our imaginary interns Keith, Other Keith, and Girl Keith.
They emerged from the ether, fully formed, at a random age between 18 and 75, holding a clipboard, and eager to please (in the business ((not that business)) sense.)
We here at OliviaCo™️ have decided that they deserve a one hour unpaid lunch break to be taken any time during their off-hours.
We value our imaginary interns most of the time and so should you. If you want. But it's ok if you don't want to. No pressure.
There's cake and punch in the break room.
1$ each or $1.98 for both.
🎂
26.02.2026 13:33
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25.02.2026 02:28
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23.02.2026 21:04
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22.02.2026 14:24
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21.02.2026 21:46
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That happened to me several months back.
They were complaining about me using too many hashtags and had too many friends.
I cussed them out 🤣 I made a few more friends from that. Lol
(I like to make up a bunch of dumb hashtags to make myself laugh and you can never have too many friends.)
21.02.2026 16:04
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I really enjoyed it. I'm a fan of good shark movies. Also bad shark movies. And dreadful shark movies.
🤣
21.02.2026 15:44
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#OliviaCo #writingcommunity #humor
I don't know what my reindeer are eating, but they sure are lichen it.
21.02.2026 15:00
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