hr. 🍳 Cooking Birdy

最初は特に興味なかったけど、レビューとか感想とか読めば読むほど気になり始めたよ…ぽこあポケモン…

Photo of a Haunter plush with round sunglasses on his forehead and a little white bowtie, with small Super Famicom and N64 controller keychains by his side.

ラウルくんお着替えしてみた。

A lil dress up for the lil ghost.

Photo of a haunter plush sitting on a table, behind a cup of boba cinnamon milk and donut.

Photo of a haunter plush sitting behind a plate of thinly sliced wagyu beef for shabushabu. Very fancy and very delicious.

Photo of a line of red torii shrine gates in a bamboo forest, with a haunter plush in the corner.

Photo of a haunter plush looking out the bullet train window, which shows a sunny blue sky and houses with hills in the distance.

京都旅行に付き合ってくれたラウルくんと名付けたゴーストぬいとの思い出。

Photos of the little haunter I nicknamed Rauru that accompanied me around Kyoto.

Photo of a Haunter plush tucked in a human sized hotel bed. His little head resting on the big pillow.

Photo of a Haunter plush staring at a plate of inari sushi.

Photo of a Haunter plush staring at a small strawberry tart with a cup of yuzu tea and a Gameboy beside him.

ぬい活の魅力にも気付きつつある…ポケモンスリープの影響で好きになったゴーストと食べ物の写真が可愛すぎる…

I indulged myself in a little Haunter plush and I now know why people love taking photos with their little blorbos in the corner... I can't resist... I want photos of my little emotional support ghost staring at my food...

Photo of a butter and sugar mixture with raw eggs. I cracked 2 eggs and ended up having 3 and I don't know what to do.

卵2つ必要なクッキーのレシピで卵割ってたら2つ目が双子で、合計3つ卵入れてしまったことになってちょっと焦ってる

When you're trying to make a cookie dough that needs 2 eggs, but the second egg you crack turns out to be a twin, so you accidentally end up with 3 eggs in your dough.

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At first I was just gonna do B with maybe a bit of C, but fuck it we're doing all of these options. I don't care anymore. Let me waste 3000 JPY on an over priced burger delivery. I'll cry and regret about it later.

I'm gonna sue this company if they don't cancel this stupid WiFi installment thing and keep bothering me about stupid stuff in the future when I'm not even using their service.
I'm so pissed off that I'm gonna learn how to sue people out of spite.

WTF NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
I am NOT in the mind space to deal with a random WiFi company messaging me and saying "Since you didn't answer last time we booked a date for you so we can get that new service installed. btw if you aren't home on this date and time, you'll need to pay the dispatch costs :)"

Brain: "oh! I feel strong sadness! To deal with it should I...
A) Eat junk food until I feel sick.
B) Buy something that I'll probably regret later.
C) Sit there and do absolutely nothing and cry.

hmm... yknow what? I feel like B with a side of C will do just the trick!"

It feels like life is crumbling around me but I'm too busy blaming and beating myself up to do anything about it.

When you can't do something you've been doing for the past month cause your perfectly abled body just refuses to move, and then it feels like everyone is ignoring you cause they hate you.
I know it's not true but I can't stop crying out of self-loathing.

アッ！今日！！おれの誕生日！？！？

omg today me birthday???

Screenshot from Pokemon Sleep, were a Psyduck is sleeping on the belly of a Snorlax on a sandy shore.

この前撮った初おなかの上寝スクショ！
First time seeing a Pokemon there!

#ポケモンスリープ
#PokemonSleep

Photo of a frying pan full of chicken and chorizo jambalaya.

Photo of the same jambalaya from last photo, but served in a small bowl.

ジャンバラヤっていうアメリカ南部のケイジャン味パエリア的料理作った！たまたまレシピを見つけるまでは聞いたこともない料理だったけど、ピリ辛で美味しかったぁ〜！

Made some jambalaya for the first time! Never heard of this dish until I stumbled upon the recipe when searching for one-pot dishes. It was so gooooood!!!

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thank you... 🥹💕

一生懸命早起きと運動を習慣化しようと毎朝同じ時間に散歩に出かける日々を1ヶ月続けてもダメなのに、たった1回深夜過ぎまで夜更かししてしまうと悪い癖になって直せない。
ホント人生って不公平だ…

I put in the effort setting a ton of alarms and going on walks on the same time everyday for a full month so exercise will turn into a habit, and I fail.
But I accidentally stay up til 2am ONCE and I can't stop doing it.

Life is so unfair...

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Photo of a pan with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

Photo of one of the cookies from the last photo, broken in half and placed on a paper napkin.

holy shit...

本当なのか…？フローリング弁償も新しい冷蔵庫の導入も初期不良＆返品も乗り越えて…23日前に買ったオーブンレンジでやっとクッキーが焼けるようになったと言うのか…？🥹

omg is it true...? After so much bad luck... I can finally bake my own cookies with the oven I paid for 23 days ago...? 🥹

衝動買いしちゃったみじん切りする機械が最高すぎる。玉ねぎを15秒で涙一粒も流さずにおろし直前の状態にできるってホント嬉しい…

Kinda impulse bought a food chopper and I absolutely do not regret it. I can chop an onion in 15 seconds without shedding a single tear and it's glorious...

Italian Meatball Soup Extra soft, extra juicy and extra tasty meatballs, served up in a cheesy tomato spaghetti soup that's all made in one pot! By cooking them in the same pot the soup is made in, it

It would be a crime if I didn't share the recipe 👀💕
www.recipetineats.com/italian-meat...

Photo of a cooking pot on a stove cooking meatballs, and a silver bowl on the counter with even more uncooked meatballs.

Photo of the cooking pot filled to the brim with tomato soup with meatballs and spaghetti.

Photo of a bowl of spaghetti and meatball soup covered in shredded cheese.

ミートボールスープパスタ…最っ高でした…

holy shit, that was such an amazing spaghetti and meatball soup...

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不具合の発覚から6日後にやっと修理人来てついに初期不良と判断下された。これからクソ重オーブンレンジを箱に詰め直して返送しないといけないけど、もう本当疲れすぎて体が動かない…

6 days later, the repair guy finally comes over to check it out and it's finally confirmed to be a factory defect. Now I need to put this heavy ass oven back in the box and return it but I'm just too exhausted...

カボチャスープの素でパンプキンパイとかのカボチャスイーツが作れるらしくて朝から衝撃受けてる。もう火傷覚悟で蒸しかぼちゃを潰したりしなくていいの…？

The realization that Campbell's condensed pumpkin soup is basically canned puree that I can use to make pumpkin pie is mindboggling. You're saying that I don't need to mash my own pumpkins anymore!?

1月末からずっと楽しみにしてたオーブンレンジが今日やっと使えるようになって、ウキウキでオーブン予熱しようとしたら（たぶん）初期不良で予熱できないと知った。ホント最悪…

Patiently waiting over 10 days to finally be able to use the oven, only to discover that the preheating doesn't work probably due to a factory defect. just let me bake my cookies in peace... please...🥲

Photo of a hotpot with several mushrooms (enoki, king trumpet, and shimeji) and chicken.

Photo of two bowls. The bigger one in the back is filled with the hotpot from last photo, and a smaller bowl in front with a smaller portion of the hotpot in dipping sauce.

Photo of a bowl of the mushroom & chicken hotpot mixed with cooked rice to make yummy rice porridge.

ペペロンチーノきのこ鍋うっっっま…
シメの雑炊まで最高に美味しくてビビった

Mushroom & chicken hotpot with a aglio e olio kind of twist!
omg this was amazing... adding rice to turn it into rice porridge was also awesome~

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明後日からオーブン使えるようになるのが決まってすごく嬉しい！真っ先になんのお菓子焼くか考えなきゃ…チョコ入りの焼き菓子とかいいな…

I can start using my oven on the 11th! ahhh so excitinggg... I need to decide what my first baked sweets will be...something chocolatey maybe? 👀

今朝このソースの入った保存容器をひっくり返してしまったけど、ソースの圧倒的濃厚さのおかげで一滴もこぼれなかったのジワる

Wanted to mentioned that I accidentally flipped over the Tupperware of this sauce this morning, and nothing spilled cause of how incredibly THICC the sauce was.