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The Big Gay Myth of Masculinity in Sports — with Mississippi’s own @jayjurden.bsky.social: youtu.be/2tYHGWMLwpM?...
Since I just made this…
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:
- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
Dreaming Whilst Black remains very funny, charming, and well-written—I'm glad it's finally back
Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards
Martin Scorsese raising his hands, palms out, in a way that I'm told says "absolute cinema"
Industry
Was this really necessary? "Spoiler: at 84-years-old (sic), I’m pretty sure this won’t end well for her regardless."
A redshirt lies in bed staring hopelessly at the ceiling
When you realize you're a redshirt
WE’RE HIRING 📚🕵️♀️ The Mysterious Bookshop in Tribeca — the world’s oldest mystery-only bookstore (est. 1979) and recently named Best Independent Bookstore of 2025 by USA Today — is looking for a new bookseller to join our team. This position may be part-time or full-time, depending on availability and experience, but one thing is non-negotiable: you must be available to work Saturdays (11:00am–7:00pm). If Saturdays don’t work for you, this won’t be the right fit. We’re a small, hands-on crew. Everyone here does everything — selling books, fulfilling and shipping online orders, stocking shelves, assisting customers in-store and on the phone, helping with events, coordinating with USPS/UPS/FedEx/DHL, taking out trash and recyclables, and pitching in wherever needed. No task is beneath anyone. What we’re looking for: • Deep knowledge of and passion for mystery/thriller fiction • Reliability and punctuality • Initiative — the ability to jump in without being micromanaged • Comfort working in a fast-paced retail environment No prior bookselling experience is required, but serious familiarity with the genre absolutely is. This is an incredible opportunity to work at the heart of the mystery community in New York City — surrounded by signed first editions, rare books, major author events, and readers who care deeply about the genre. Please note: this position does not include health insurance benefits. If you’re dependable, mystery-obsessed, and ready to start ASAP, we’d love to hear from you. Send a resume and cover letter to: ryan@mysteriousbookshop.com In your cover letter, tell us what you read and why you belong at The Mysterious Bookshop. And please share with any serious candidates you know!
We’re seeking a mysterious new bookseller to join our team! Details in the alt text…
A comment on a New York Times article in which someone from beautiful Vermont lavishes praise on AOC for most of a paragraph before ultimately deeming AOC "an excellent vice president for Gavin Newsom."
Was not ready for the jump-scare final line of this otherwise lovely and astute NYT comment
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
This super sweet female young cat was found in Bushwick. She's currently staying on a terrace because the cats living in that house are not very friendly, and she is looking for either a foster or a forever home. If anyone can help, please send me a DM
Happy President’s Day
"Did you really think I would not be angry just because you confessed? Truth, George, is a lovely quality in a youth. But do you know what is even lovelier? The capacity not to hack up your parents’ cherry tree for no goddamn reason."
Emily Brontë, in a room full of publishers, walks to a chalkboard and writes "Wuthering Height." Then she adds an S to Height and draws two lines through it, making a dollar sign. The rest is history
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
The NYT says Democratic proposals for reforming ICE are “facing blowback.”
But blowback from who? Not the people! Polls show support for most reforms exceeds 60%, with some ideas reaching as high as 94% of the public!
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Ring hoping people love dogs more than they hate ICE
If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
There's knowing your target demo and then there's the PBS app putting All Creatures Great & Small series 6 behind an ad for a funeral planning company
Chewy Chips Ahoy
Fudge Stripes
Nilla Wafers
Thin Mints
Wizard w orb
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
Instagram telling you who is using Meta AI is a great way to determine who to unfollow before ultimately uninstalling Instagram
