β¦I've said it so many fucking times, now, but I'll say it again, that it's really fucking messed up that all of these conversations seek to apply to fucking LLMs a standard of personhood we still don't consistently and meaningfully apply to other fucking humans.
07.03.2026 22:59
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this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said
08.03.2026 00:02
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Way too many Jalens in the NBA
04.03.2026 18:29
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They should invent a way out that isn't through
07.03.2026 14:34
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My secret life as a cat.
06.03.2026 21:38
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hypernormalisation?
07.03.2026 19:32
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not to mention ai is already built on the back of hidden exploited global south laborers lol
07.03.2026 18:48
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Hey why do you WANT digital slavery. Why do you WANT digital slaves.
07.03.2026 16:23
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when ur smart thermostat hits ur prostate just right
07.03.2026 18:46
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special hat
10.02.2025 23:38
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Badge image.
Feb 3
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
07.03.2026 03:02
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21.11.2025 05:55
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Low resolution image of Pikachu from PokΓ©mon facing to the right with wide eyes
Low resolution image of Pikachu from PokΓ©mon sitting on a bench
Low resolution image of Pikachu from PokΓ©mon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back
Low resolution image of Pikachu from PokΓ©mon looking towards the sky
Thinking about low res pikachu.
07.03.2026 02:54
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explaining terrorism to fans of deckbuilding rouguelites: "imagine two spires"
05.03.2026 23:53
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i suggest using wimbus. just switch to prumbr. you should try puwuwu. have you given biffen a look? i've been using enwumf and it doesn't have this problem. gleeb solves this. you won't have any of these issues with gleeb. gleeb is the way to go.
05.03.2026 23:06
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OpenAI andβ¦the United States Militaryβ¦are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
05.03.2026 18:19
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so happy to see anatomy
05.03.2026 23:26
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"i feel so powerless what am i supposed to do" buy a bag of bird seed and feed it to a coma patient. film yourself jacking off to dragonball hentai at laguardia airport
05.03.2026 23:10
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no but actually my venmo is akatookey and i would love ur help celebrating myself π
05.03.2026 20:48
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as of this month i will have been alive and trans for a decade, despite everything. someone give me money and or a job about it, i deserve it :d
05.03.2026 20:15
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05.03.2026 14:42
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exercise: swap "AI psychosis" for "monomyth psychosis" because that seems to be the narrative leverage the bots default to in the process of destroying people. what does it mean that these machines produce the form over and over? what does it indicate about the cultural centrality of that template?
02.10.2025 17:27
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Alright time for the ritual. Time to post our favorite part
04.03.2026 19:39
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Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting
Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.
Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.
By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026
Excuse me.
Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.
I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.
Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.
I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.
I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.
Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?
If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
04.03.2026 19:50
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lil h
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i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy, outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
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i miss twitter sometimes
17.04.2024 01:57
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Another outrageous capture of a Marylander, gamer Ludovic Mbock, who was doing everything right and who faces harm if sent back to his country of origin.
Iβve already tracked two ICE deportation flights to Cameroon this year.
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04.03.2026 22:46
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I made a crossword
04.03.2026 21:08
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I think about this take more often than I'd like to.
04.03.2026 02:39
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"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man
I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.
19.09.2025 16:44
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In MN, real contractors' vehicles in some fields (plumbing, electrical, some others) will have the name and license number in contrasting color with characters 3+ inches high on each side. Lic no. can be validated on DOLI's web site.
04.03.2026 04:04
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