Alexander Eagan

I finished my essay :D

Is it irreverent to ask the Holy Ghost to deliver you from procrastination because it feels silly but I also feel like I need divine intervention at this point

You've tempered your pride more than I!!! Congrats lol

Anglican tries not to mention that the Wesley brothers did not actually ever leave the CofE everytime they're brought up challenge: impossible

Desperately cramming in as much summer as I can in b4 it gets too hot but I have 'obligations' 🫩

I finally engaged these guys who knock on my door once a month asking me to come to a Bible study and I was trying to sus out what their deal is and they just kept saying, "we're just Christians :) we're Bible believing Christians :)" which gives me maybe 30% of the picture but not enough!

Well if it's got legs I'll take it for a walk lol

Trying to become a bike guy but the cardio involved is absolutely devastating as someone who has almost exclusively done very practical strength training. I smoked for 10 years!!! Pls don't do the math on that but my lungs are not in good shape!

There's something about Jacob rolling the stone away from the mouth of the well + the stone at the mouth of the lions den being rolled away to reveal Daniel unharmed + the stone rolled away and the empty tomb... am I cooking? ⚓️

This is a very well actually response tho and like the other reply says... suspicious for sure

Like yes but I get antsy at this line of thought because it feels like a short walk from this to the idea that queer people are primarily oppressed by other queer people who happen to be oppressed which very conveniently absolves cishet ppl of any responsibility surrounding homophobia, etc

You can hear ppl chanting Pizzaballa on the conclave livestream lmao

“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

This was the book I read immediately after coming back to the faith :')

I'm always saying that idk if the folks pushing for low church knew exactly how low it could get lol

Dude I'm going to get such a good grade in therapy

My therapist thinks I'm funny so I'm winning at therapy I think

By Walt Whitman

Jesus to the apostles in the Gospel reading this morning 📕

Saturday going strong because i blew the inner tube on one of my bike's tires in a pothole earlier and just now I got locked out of my apartment w/o my phone for an hour and a half😦

I sincerely don't mean to be crass but this straight up smells like someone farted in it

Listen, at this point in my life a cheap bottle of wine needs to be at minimum $14.99 just for my own sanity

The little corner store by my house doesn't carry my preferred wine selection so I just choose something random every time I pick up a bottle there... got to the register and it rang up at $5.99 and now I'm a little afraid

Engaging in dialectical materialism by making sure to pair my plain polo & khaki shorts with fun socks and doc martens so that the overall effect is giving both chill ass normal guy and quirked up shawty in equal measure

The only way I can stomach Descartes is if I read him out loud like a preachy nerd. Preferably to my roommate. He told me he was going to kill me if I didn't stop reading at him last night

Cartesian dualism my beloathed </3

7 billion dead, 20k wounded in listening to Sinead O'Connor at work incident

Good job!!

No drafts on here so I can't post something without actually posting it via screenshot of my drafts so just pretend this screenshot of my notes app is more or less the same thing. Thanks

There's a really specific type of guy out there who has Opinions about the fact that both of See of Rome AND Canterbury are empty