They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

Deletes carefully compiled submission that I had planned to send to the BoE

The Welsh have a monster on their flag.

Put a Dalek on the banknotes.

Sadly, he is

I have a solution that will please both sides

Compromise: keep Churchill on the notes but it's the dog version from the advert

So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool.

Taking back control!

I can chip in a tenner if it doesn’t go your way

It's pretty disgusting that women are forced to publicly disclose being sexually assaulted or raped in order to be taken seriously by their peers.

Domino meme Small domino: people upset about high food and energy prices Large domino: higher food and energy prices

This is going to get really old

Not Carter-Ruck, surely? So out of character

An 'epidemic' of violence: The women and girls killed by men last year We tracked reports and contacted police and prosecutors for a deeper look at the situation across UK.

An 'epidemic' of violence: The women and girls killed by men last year

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Massive career pivot but respect.

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

Also by Hannan: “the blue eyed sheiks” of Icelandic Banking will save us (2004). Brexit will be a huge success and we won’t leave the single market (2016) “Covid won’t kill you” (2020)

hello I'm mental

Woman? Shit at football? Never played? Not interested in competitive sport? Don’t want to feel embarrassed, but DO want to get outside and make cool new friends?

This International Women’s Day I ✨ highly recommend ✨ you join a Gals FC. Non-competitive sport for women in your area 😍

www.galsfc.com

It’s not just about juries: The Courts and Tribunals Bill will institutionalise injustice in the Magistrates Courts The Second Reading debate on the Courts and Tribunals Bill is taking place tomorrow. The Government hopes for a speedy passage of this legislation through Parliament, perhaps even before the May el…

It's not just abut juries: the Courts & Tribunals Bill will institutionalise injustice in the Magistrates Courts too. barristerblogger.com/2026/03/08/3...

Starmer’s ‘Love Actually moment’ with Trump treads a fine... The PM is adamant that bombing Iran is unlawful without evidence of threat

Starmer’s Love Actually moment was deliberate because he believes in the rules-based world order - he was not bullied into it by Ed Miliband. My piece for @theobserveruk.bsky.social on the rupture in the special relationship observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

I had a white skiing base layer that saw much more use in April fixtures

FACT OF THE DAY. 8 March 1921. Andrew Watson died (aged 64). He was 1st black person to play football at international level in the UK. He played 3 matches for Scotland between 1881 and 1882. During his debut against England he was made captain and Scotland won 6-1.

Can’t begin to imagine the chaos as they’re all hurrying to pad up

#internationalwomensday 💪❤️

There is literally no point helping Donald Trump. He will shit on you if you help and he will shit on you if you don't. There is no point taking any of his demands into account. Best to try to do the right thing

SCATTERING half a teaspoon of dried chilli flakes over a cut grapefruit half and leaving it overnight in the fridge will make the grapefruit taste of chilli. So don't do it. Robert Canning e-mail

The fiends of awake are venturing out for a paper at 5 o’clock 😉

"Did you not hear me? Get yourselves over to Tehran and make the country proud"