Kapu Platypus

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We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

I legit feel like trash again man.

Welcome to Management!
One of your employees has not long come back from a three week mental illness. Do you
A) help them get back by giving them light tasks and slowly ramp up
B) Put them straight back as normal
C) Understaff the department and put them in charge of the room for weeks on end.

This sounds like the opposite of a problem

pine marten (martes martes)

Happy March 10/marten day! May you be long and loved.

This is genocide.

Design for Core perhaps? :P

Happy Monotreme Monday everyone!

Also pro tip, if you ever think your employees know exactly what they’re doing: they probably don’t.

Kapú’s Employee pro tips!
Ever feel like you have no idea what you’re doing, but you’ve been left in charge and your manager is checking in on you? Talk about the things you DO know about with as much confidence as you can and your manager will leave you alone.

I’ll say it again and again, evangelicals are the most dangerous group of people on the planet, no fucking contest.

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

York, March 2013

It me! I am head :D

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Happy international platypus day! 🦆🦫

1 like = 1 platypus in your house

It is!!! I am snorkelling :D

never let the horrors of being alive stop you from being a little bit whimsical with a calico critter in a star costume

I just think he’s neat

How i arrived on Bluesky

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

Proud of you ❤

Hand-paw study

I absolutely am.
May she never look at my browser history

I’m so happy my misery has bought joy to others 😂

Bonus update for fun cause it’s fun to compare and also to say this isn’t even the largest one I own. The one I bought is for me, the other one is the one for my boyfriend.

Final update:
The package has been collected
My mum agreed we will never speak of this again
I’m going to my dog bed to die now