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Naz Reid. Pink Floyd.

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This team will be the death of me.

08.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sane people would lose sleep over killing a bunch of little girls and inflicting unspeakable misery on countless families. But these are not sane people and they desperately need to be removed. By force if necessary.

08.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cosplay goofballery

08.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever flip on the telly and wrestle with Jimi?

07.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ron leaves the house long enough for Travis to dance around, fill his water jug, watch a game show, get the dog dirty, and get in the tub. But he came back as soon as he realized he forgot his lucky lure?

I’m not buying it.

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck got them foaming at the mouth over culture war shit and conspiracies. Then podcasters and social media threw gas on the fire

07.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPlease no,”

-Julius’s kid they show all the time

07.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, that sounds like a pretty good trade to me

07.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Does that make JD β€œJust Dance” Vance…gay?!

*clutches pearls*

07.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL 🍿🍿🍿

07.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not ideal when you’re counting on a weird neck rash to save the planet

07.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every accusation is a confession...

07.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 4389 πŸ” 1403 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 73

The guy is a desperate madman with zero guardrails. What could go wrong?

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All that nonsense about oaths and valor. It’s cult before constitution for these guys

07.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This fucking guy knew that years ago when he was aiding and abetting. If they hadn’t fired him, he’d still be doing it.

07.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump probably gave Putin the information

07.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard to listen to 2+ hours of this shit

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Tatum glazing is nigh unbearable. We get it. He was good, got hurt, recovered quickly, and is good again. The man didn’t come back from the dead for crying out loud.

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FILTH

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worth noting that they are violating a court order and breaking the law every day these files stay buried.

Lawless protectors of rich sex traffickers

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

40% of the country loves him for it

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This shitty motherfucker. Wow, what a worthless human being.

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A million times this. No one is above the law. These Nazis belong at Rikers

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish that shit. No agreement with these liars can be trusted. Blow it up.

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If he overthrew the Trump regime he’d go down in history as the NFL GOAT

06.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Desperado
Why don’t you come to your senses?

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*thereby violating a court order and continuing to break the law

05.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I may never stop posting this:

05.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0