Arthur ✨

heard you was talkin shit

Happy birthday beautiful Lenny boy

I am vulnerable to a cult in that I lack community and if some pretty girls came and held me I would do whatever they wanted but I have a natural defense against cults in that I am useless on a farm

Two cats now laying on my lap/in between my legs on a blanket. The black cat Celly is more so on my lap while the tabby Snipe is curled up asleep using my leg as a pillow

I need to move my laundry over however

Three cats in frame. The black cat Celly is laying on my lap. The tabby cat Snipe is sitting at the end of the couch (annoyed). My orange kitten is in a cat tent sleeping (blurry has the camera isn’t focused on him so far away)

A different angle of Celly. He is now bonking his head into my lap

Lap chosen by the least likely one

Both giant love bugs, both incredibly dumb

My orange cat begs to differ 🤧

playing games was so much easier when you didn't need to sign into 37 accounts

i might not look great but at least i feel worse

when the fuck did it become March 12

he has one brain cell and that is the only thought lmao

he will make Snipe move or be removed for too much biting. there is no in between

Cats on a cat tree. The black cat Celly is asleep on his own platform. The tabby cat Snipe is on the highest platform having just been woken up by my orange kitten Teddy who has decided to sit next to Snipe

It will be great when Teddy is back with me but he’s gonna miss his buds

this kind of acupuncture could fix me

how your email finds me:

Maybe I drive to the lake house and take the keyboard I planned to take once I got my own apartment.

I just remembered I had plans in the fall to get back into piano so I could potentially get gig work. Where the heck could I get a piano that would cost me $0

Thanks past manic me for locking down standing appointments twice a week. You really only did one thing right back in November

Seriously… I applaud her for coming in today

I love that for you

Shingles and emergency gallbladder surgery within 24 hrs, I felt so bad for her 😭

What stops an evil empire that doesn’t have nukes? An even eviler empire that does have nukes

We are all just simple oil barons

ooooo what makes you say that?

Crazy how better I feel after seeing my therapist. 10 day gap between appointments was rough

a black cat sitting in a straddle as he takes a break from tongue bathing his loins; he’s sitting in front of my bag of snacks

okay king, werk

With that atrocity most likely

okay but what if they boil a turkey outside

Gays opening the hood of their car:

okay brag Mr I need more than 3 inches