Dylan D.

Turning up my anarchist news podcast to drown out CIS men edging at the gym

That's my wife alright

Wow this blew up 😮 remember to text your friends and hire trans women (me when I get 8 likes)

If you're so literary why can't you write a text back?

This is shocking information to my system.

If I get a time machine I am going back to 2011 and erasing the concept of introverts/extroverts from the millenial consciousness

Paint me contented and call me a fool

Being 33 and mad at a parent is so silly billy coded

I am 33, self sufficient, and not the one in danger

We all love when brain makes us 15 again

I'm not old I just really like getting buzzed and doing my taxes

The body is not meant to deal with a 17 degree temp drop in less than 24h

Broken hearted for and by your mother

As a child of divorce and future second divorce I can tell you "just like your mother" is NEVER the thing you want to hear her ex say

I would much rather be out flirting with girls right now

Sore

Sorms

I tried Diarmid's arm day on -2 and will live to regret it

Big arms

Not being able to control the future has never once stopped me from worrying about it

Brb Googling how to punch a concept

When a middle aged white man tells you to write something down you should tweet disparaging things about him

Maybe the goal should be to beat up someone else's parents

Is having weak parents better or worse gym motivation?

Growth is keeping your mouth shut when your mom tells you she has independently come to the conclusion you told her 6 months ago

I work out so that I can spend my weekend on my hands and knees (cutting fabric)

The Ghomeshi jumpscare

"I don't know what it is about butch women I just really admire them"

Covertly shot shoot of Diarmid at Ikea in line for food

Went to Ikea two Saturdays in a row

I would argue T.I. is actually an emo artist