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Storyteller and erstwhile freelance film & TV commentator. Bass, vocals, and songs in No Jersey. Co-host of The Pod Universe. Avatar by Joe Hunter. He/him

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ALERT: in the past few innings Great Britain vs. Mexico has become a really good game

06.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
That's a Great Cat Right There
That's a Great Cat Right There YouTube video by Bodega Cats

Thinking about our old friend www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTO6...

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Madison!

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 5273 πŸ” 1580 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 71

β˜„οΈGOOD MUSIC ALERTπŸͺ

06.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 2253 πŸ” 479 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 0

After Japan’s 13-0 mercy rule victory over Taiwan, anything short of Team USA crushing Brazil tonight will cause a total fucking panic

06.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

β€œNo front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4196 πŸ” 2109 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 75

Sweet, I just unlocked the Hal Jordan skin in Kyle Chandler 2

04.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying that the Lanterns show will necessarily be good (and if the Paramount deal goes through I'll probably be skipping it) but comics and live-action television are very different media with very different strengths and I generally prefer when adaptations acknowledge that.

04.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like the guy in Cabin in the Woods who’s always wanted to see a merman and then gets his wish

04.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m the type of goon who quips like it’s his movie and gets shot in the mouth for his impertinence

04.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

They used Bruce’s β€œState Trooper” in the trailer for a gritty live-action Green Lantern show. It’s like it was ripped from my high school notebook.

04.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Team USA vs the Rockies lineup

Team USA vs the Rockies lineup

This is the biggest test of the Reverse Lock theory the sport has ever seen

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 15

I want to know who coined the phrase β€œI don’t give a flying fuck.” I want to know who believed, when no one else did, that a fuck could fly

04.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d be most welcome! Shoot me a DM if you’d like to talk details

04.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was, shall we say, β€œslightly resistant” to receiving help after this money was stolen from me, but I’ve been sufficiently cowed by friends privately chewing me out for shame and pride. Dylan has kindly offered to do this for me, and many others have wanted to help directly. Options in replies.

04.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 727 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

They got your letters

04.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aka a shit ton of people cancelled their Nitro's (imagine paying for discord lmao) and it tanked their perceived value right before IPO

If you cancelled your Nitro, proud of you, don't resubscribe. If you still have Nitro (why?), still cancel it.

24.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 962 πŸ” 527 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 2

Jadzia Dax: 🫦

04.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Paradox of Tolerance
disappears
if you look at tolerance,
not as a moral standard,
but as a social contract.
If someone does not abide by the terms
of the contract, then they are not covered by it.
In other words: The intolerant are not following the
rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance.
Since they have broken the terms of the contract,
they are no longer covered by the contract,
and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated.
inspired by 'Tolerance is not a moral precept" by Yonatan Zunger
ZonenteZ
commasameleon
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Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response
to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my
students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does
indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now.
Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox
of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it
before.

The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance, not as a moral standard, but as a social contract. If someone does not abide by the terms of the contract, then they are not covered by it. In other words: The intolerant are not following the rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance. Since they have broken the terms of the contract, they are no longer covered by the contract, and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated. inspired by 'Tolerance is not a moral precept" by Yonatan Zunger ZonenteZ commasameleon Follow Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now. Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it before.

10.11.2024 07:56 πŸ‘ 873 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 28

your mind is so evil

04.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks title screen with Sonic-inspired text reading "Green Hill Zone, Act 1."

Twin Peaks title screen with Sonic-inspired text reading "Green Hill Zone, Act 1."

04.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Unsurprisingly a lot of people have volunteered to help out with this! Expect an update soon on this must-see, absolutely must-donate-to event

04.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday homie

04.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Corgan used your activation phrase

04.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡doncha wish your girlfriend was wife like me

04.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sci-fi, Frankensteins, and Draculas, oh my! Another busy week of fan scripts from our Discord community!

Come join the best writing community on the whole damn internet at patreon.com/dylananddalton

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

modern day slang is starting to sound like stuff the mutants would say in The Dark Knight Returns. β€œLeader don’t jestermaxx on Batman. Leader say he mogged Batman”

03.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Guys you had your turn

03.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0