Oh, hello ๐
@itsjustsemenantics
VERY GAY/NSFW 18+ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ Dorky nโ sweet goober of a piggy Brooklyn faguette who grew up on John Waters & haunted houses. Chock full of Dad Jokes, Dad Strokes, and Dad Pokes for all Dadโs Blokes ๐ท I smirk a lot ๐Brooklyn
Oh, hello ๐
I love him so much โฅ๏ธ
Look Ma! Iโm not smirking!
Happy Hump Day!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck ๐ฅต
Ass w/ balls from the back pics just go so hard
Hope ya donโt mind me sneaking this in last minute ๐
#MonochromeMonday
This makes me sooooooo hungry ๐ฅต
Ooooof, this dad right here says yes please ๐ฅต๐
Just got back from a workout and now need to be worked out.
Send help ๐
Rise & shine sluts!
Such a dreamboat ๐
Such a creamboat ๐ฅต
Thirsty this Thursday, no doubt about it ๐ฆ๐ท
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Fisters are NO NONSENSE!
Seriously, I put fisting as something Iโd like to get more into (hardy har har) on my Scruff profile and OMG itโs like every other message Iโm getting plunges right into the details, numbers, and schematics
Dilate! Gape! Rosebuds not considered by Orson Welles
Kinda hot
Totally the Tummiest of Tuesdays to you allโ
Fuck ๐ฅต I'm gonna need to share that cock with him sometime soon
Need to stay warm in a blizzard? โ๏ธ๐ฅถโ๏ธ
Favorite television show of all time, darling ๐
Seeking cuddle buddies for the blizzard. Must like Hart to Hart, Thai food, and, uh, cum ๐ฆ
Niche audience, I know
Will in only a jockstrap and trucker hat bent over on a couch with his ass in the air showing hole while looking back at the camera
Looking back in anticipation. Happy Submissive and Breedable Sunday
Hi! Good afternoon ๐
Now You See It
Now You Saw It
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That's the first movie I ever saw on a date with another guy. I was 17. He put sooooooooooo much salt on the popcorn. I just googled him and apparently he is now in prison for murdering his partner.
Glad I didn't say anything about the salt.
Hi, I just had sex!
Drink it up, bud โ๏ธ
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Thank you, babe ๐
A splendidly snowy and warm Monochrome Monday to yโall