Since the day they were invented, I think.
11.03.2026 10:34
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Since the day they were invented, I think.
Hah! The children can't handle the truth
The more important button should be on the right. In an emergency, would you want to turn the thing on or off? That's the button that should be on the right.
You are twice their coolness
You could probably hire one. I bet a lot of owls are out of work due to EPA cutbacks
You need a secretary who will clean up your slides. You dump in the info and make a rough pass at formatting and then they can copy edit and make it look pretty for you.
I've done this with the first photos. Just move everything from my phone to my computer and label the folder with today's date. It hurts my soul but it's efficient.
Dreams do come true
Driving to a place an hour away. My brain decided this is a great time to think of all the poor choices I've made in my life. Got almost all the way to my destination and discovered I forgot the keys to the place I'm going to. So now I have three more hours of this before my day is done.
Sir!
Scientists discovered that metallic nodules on the deep ocean bed are producing oxygen, that is probably needed to support the barely understood sunless ecosystems kilometres deep.
Deep ocean mining must be stopped.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I'm already out of spoons for the day so if anyone else needs me I'm going to be responding with knives instead.
Somebody is mad about tables
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Will absolve sins for ice cream
I love you being a nerd!
Yes. Very good content. A 100 +
Quit bugging the lesbians, Thorn!
Take it as a practical lesson on how to protect boundaries 🤷🏻♀️
Actually making me lol reading this this morning
Small blue freshwater shrimp perched on a leaf in a home aquarium
Check out this lil' dude
Not it.
This exact strategy is what ruined my life. I never feel done enough with the stuff I have to do to allow myself to do the stuff I want.
Norn
!!!!!!!!!
Full promposal style?
Yes, I've definitely seen this type of thing advertised to me a bunch of times but haven't gotten around to checking it out.
All I want for Christmas is for someone to invent a water pick that doesn’t sound like a helicopter trying to land on my bathroom counter.
There absolutely are
I tried to tell you