Michelle M

Yeah this pissed me off because the calendar integration is so useful and I cannot stand the AI summaries

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.

Put ground beef in your trifle because your cookbook was sticky? Problematic page gap.

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Wounds.

Reskeeting so I can find the thread later. I’d already put passport and IUD on my to-do list, I fucking hate it here.

I have 3 categories of men I will not date: Writers, performers (actors, comedians, etc), and any sort of law enforcement officer.

As Office Workers Make Their Return, So Does the Lowly Cubicle Once derided as symbols of a commodified work force, cubicles are making a comeback, and workers are personalizing them and posting photos on social media.

Cubicles are awesome, sponsored by Steelcase! (hey you know what's actually nice is an office with a door for the majority of work and then collaborative spaces available for conversation)

I was telling my Lyft driver Wednesday morning about the loss of Lahaina, and she immediately jumped to government conspiracy without any details. Meanwhile I’m in the back like 😳😧😬

Aw man that means I need to check a bag

So the takeaway is I did end up paying the fare, I did end up missing a train, and if I had just taken the L up front I would have saved myself a whole entire trip to the airport. Hope the Michelle in that timeline appreciates her integrity!!

Today I jumped the light rail fare because construction scaffolding was blocking the scanner, the train was there, and I didn't want to wait in the heat for the next one.

My flight got canceled. Homeward, I try to scan QR code and it's fussy. I do not jump again, I persist, and I miss the train.

I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best

Once again, I have in under an hour completed an errand that has been causing me distress by being unfinished for 4 months. I will learn nothing.

Someone invent a travel app that overlays average daily high temperature with flight prices so I can figure out where to go this weekend lest I stay here and melt.

I am suddenly nostalgic for the whale-shaped microkitchen at the Google Venice office.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Is America truly free if police routinely harass and murder people of color for simply existing in public spaces?

Are we free to pursue happiness if millions of people are one missed paycheck or hospital visit away from homelessness?

Liberty and Justice for who?

I took a break from watching the excellent but stressful The Bear to decompress. Which is how I, a childless woman in my 40s, came to spend my Saturday night watching Bluey and drinking sparkling rosé. 🐓🚨

It is not going to feel exactly like this forever.