Teddy Roman 🦊 🔜 TBRU

Look everyone has their own decisions around these things

and I have some hard, non-negotiable limits I refuse to budge on

but generally I’m not gonna be a good fit for you if you’re a “drugs are bad” kind of person

After the deed.

#monochromemonday #mcm

After the deed.

#monochromemonday #mcm

I think I like that assessment

2022-2026.

Man. Exactly WHAT did the West Coast do to me?

Brb writing a personals ad for a stoner buddy to go see Forbidden Planet at the Castro Theater on 4/20

So as it turns out the sexy @sorenblue.bsky.social has a very talented mouth

Repost with your dick root

That's a hell of a pic of yours too 🥵

Repost with your dick root

I’m now on a mission to find the *right* thong for the look of the summer

You know. Find me an actual good one and I might be able to get into these.

Don’t make me go to work please

Can’t even begin to describe how fun it is to play with these two 🧙🏻

But if you want to see it for yourself, you know where to look!

Bandwagon

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!!!

Yes. You! 😈😜

So as it turns out the sexy @sorenblue.bsky.social has a very talented mouth

a group of people standing in front of a poster that says hole ALT: a group of people standing in front of a poster that says hole

I’m not sure which of them needs a cotton swab

I have an entire hotel room to myself until Monday what in the world am I gonna do

Get tested you filthy animals!

Get tested you filthy animals!

Oakland has a quality about it that seems to say, “I have SO MANY red lights and I want to introduce you to ALL OF THEM.”

Poor you.

Solo beach days heal the soul

Solo beach days heal the soul

Half the dance floor falls into a K-hole. The other half deal with the effects of tainted poppers. All the bottoms get IBS. No one survives.

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it .

The ONLY time you'll see me post this

Could be as interesting as "We were never going to see each other again and this was our last chance" or as banal as "drugs."

The only person there who seems to be having a good time is the individual in the background filming them with their phone