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The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

I was 13 in 1984. This brave woman would 💯 recall specifics of this. We should crowdfund her a security detail.

Exact same thing happened to us about ten years back. Little hummingbird nest with eggs, raided by a blue jay.

:^|

Nope

I’m for daylight saving time. Don’t wanna wake up in the dark in winter or waste the daylight in summer. Fools who hate it are snowflakes

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

What’s really surprising here is the shower phone

Pledged today to help a senior dog whose owner dumped her at the shelter so he could get a puppy. We really need to start talking about the current human condition because it is bleak

Like clockwork.

You heard that?! I was a little unhappy

Making it so easy to bet on sports and politics has been such a disastrous policy choice.

Wow, you’re my hero

Yeah, crap city. I’m eating the 12.99 so I don’t give up on life, but even still you don’t get any vintage races or other good stuff as on F1TV.

County shelter dedicated to spaying/neutering 600 animals Three Spay/Neuter events will be taking place at Mendocino County Animal Care Services, with the goal of humanely, affordably sterilizing 600 cats and dogs.

As the animal shelter crisis explodes, all the more reason to make sure your pets are fixed and insist pets in your community are. Talk to your neighbors, friends, family, congregations.

A great article on why it’s SO important.

www.willitsnews.com/2026/02/25/c...

That was a thing?! Love that.

My nonbinary kid gets their license in 2 weeks, and has a passport the way… now you see a reason their dad and I said they have to have “female” listed on their government ID’s… we NEED them to be safe. We can’t let the gov’t say they’re “illegal” or “mental ill” to justify harm or capture. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Verbal slapstick is a thing

So proud of Dev, Chris, and Ruff Justice for spreading the word and helping save such sweet, surrendered doggos. Keep in up, y’all! 👏👏👏👏👏🐶⚖️!

I'm so old I remember when a lot of pundit energy went into the question of whether Joe Biden, and before him, Barack Obama, was doing enough to "bring the country together."

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The Internet was a huge mistake

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

List of hot topics on bluesky with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor in slot #1

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Love this

That’s on the button

Curling is a great sport if you want to say the word button a lot

Dems must be intelligent, informed, articulate, kind, religious, thoughtful.

Republicans must not shit in the kitchen sink more than three time in a news cycle.

Images of clay characters (two balls of clay, colorful horses) surround A School Library Review of the book Claydate, by Dev Petty and Lauren Eldridge reading: Step into the studio to mold mischief and mayhem as two rambunctious balls of clay from Petty and Eldridge’s Claymates return in a worthwhile follow-up. When the artist steps away again, the claymates waste no time shaping two new playmates: the stunning unicorn-dragon and the valiant yet lumpy Sir Potato. As two balls of clay attempt to wrangle their creations, hilarity ensues. Like its predecessor, there is plenty of belly laugh–inducing humor, but Petty provides readers with an important reminder: creativity thrives in imperfection. Eldridge returns with stunning photos of expressive clay figures presented in comic-style paneling, which invites readers to explore beyond the page and experiment in the classroom or library makerspace. VERDICT This is a strong sequel and suitable addition to libraries and classrooms alike.

Another fab review for CLAYDATE, @laureneldridge.bsky.social and my followup to CLAYMATES.

Look for it in April! It's a wild, hilarious ride about play, silliness, and enjoying making things without the need for perfection.

If you liked CLAYMATES, buckle up!

Thanks @slj.com! You totally got it.