Rambler Jonny

Everything I do reminds me of you.

✦ #pokopia ✦

I think giving his top sycophants clown shoes to wear is probably the funniest thing he's done

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

Prof. Farnsworth (Futurama) yelling "Focus!"

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

It's 'Well," because it's everybody*

*everybody but me 🙁

His most Col. Potter moment

Quote from the AI Joshua in Wargames (1984) "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

They are being taught to use it critically.

The only critical way to use it is not to.

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

Felt guilty about having only 1 Zelda game on here since it's the series I first played and play to this day

A drawing of a unicorn looking up at a starry night sky. The caption reads, "the future can be better let's hang in there and see"

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ༄˖°.

Note how he's trying to transmute "No one likes my useless, environment-destroying plagiarism machine" into "People fear my potential Skynet technology"

They always bring up the sci-fi stuff because they know the real criticisms have no defense.

a cartoon of spongebob saying `` my work is done here '' while dancing . Alt: a cartoon of spongebob saying `` my work is done here '' while dusting off his hands .

The dog

Classic siblings

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

Lapis in a red one-piece swimsuit marked with a cross atop a lifeguard's special-boy fancy-chair, wearing sunglasses and casually reading a book as she sits in the shade of an umbrella.

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli

This is like Futurama's Project Satan, only instead of cobbling a car together out of the most evil components they could find, they built an OS entirely out of their very worst ideas

Still from Weekend at Bernie's

Pokopia title screen but it says Stardew Valley

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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