Breaking News: poop found in ass, more at 11.
11.03.2026 17:22
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Breaking News: poop found in ass, more at 11.
youtu.be/2LlRzyI1Ucs?... Hey, finally some good news.
Thank you for being one of the few political leaders currently elected that I can trust. Right now, I can count that number using one hand.
> @covie93.bsky.social
An illegally renamed department starting an unconstitutional war to help the traitor in chief wag the dog re: the Epstein files...
So, of course they go with the most frat boy level name for the operation.
EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO SUPPORTS TRUMP’S ILLEGAL WAR (EVEN PASSIVELY) SHOULD RESIGN AND BE KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY. NO MORE DIET MAGA DEMOCRATS!!
In the past, sometimes presidents have said it’s just a military operation or limited airstrikes to skirt Congress. Trump has unilaterally launched major combat operations, declaring war with the goal of regime change. A major violation of the U.S. Constitution, also illegal under international law
I called that shit the MOMENT I heard about Schumer's "dinners" with Trump. I've never felt so vindicated.
Whenever we get weather like this, my post just DAYS before the storm flashes in my mind with the Vine boom sound effect. I can't believe I didn't drip the fucking faucets. It wouldn't have helped the neighbors pipes bursting, but we could've had, like, two more days of non-flooding.
Me, wanting to enjoy the snow but remembering how EXACTLY this time last year when our pipes were frozen and exploded, I had to commute to my work-from-home job for two weeks from a hotel, and pee in a tiki-themed pitcher during the day:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWw0...
I told you, you should've got the fish sandwich.
It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times
Wine Omeprazole Bottle speaks to me in an Amy Winehouse kind of way, and I don't have anything to do with this information.
Sorry you had to find out this way.
I saw that while I was teaching, it was like running back and forth across the power line all day for some reason.
From an educational standpoint, Katamari is a great game for young kids! It helps them to recognize large numbers, learn about scale/measurement, and build hand-eye coordination from maneuvering the katamari around. Any conversations he can have about these subjects with adults is also a plus!
Call me Minecraft the way that I will block anyone's ass without hesitation.
Only ONE thing would make this day better.
Fuck yeah!!
That was EXACTLY what I was thinking, lmao.
They did it on here too, Bluesky's moderation team labeled this as "rude". Rude???? You know what's rude? Being directly responsible for the killing of millions of people, that's fuckin rude!
Please let this death come in a series of three.
(2/2) state of the country while also helping my community neighbors not go hungry. It's really great to see how many people have ramped up their efforts to keep these fridges full since the SNAP announcement went out. I hope this momentum continues.
(1/2) I've lived in plenty of places where the mindset was "I know you, let me help you." Baltimore is one of the only places I've lived where the mindset is "I don't know you, let me help you anyway". Helping out with the Bmore fridge network has helped me feel a little less hopeless about the...
I was wondering why my Ren Faire familiar looked so, well, familiar. Then it hit me.
