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If you want to get a bunch of karma on reddit you can just go into r/carnivorediet and post a picture of a steak

10.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m basically so funny

16.11.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like that your pfp is Alan, rip king

11.11.2025 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is good

08.11.2025 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’d make my ass a sad meal I think

06.11.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me floating around a room full of !bully, screaming at my past self like in interstellar

05.11.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere in the fabric of the universe there is a true tally probably in the trillions

05.11.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully AL.EXE has not broken containment

05.11.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Make a podcast about music 🧠😎

04.11.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so I am trying to get 4,000 patrons for my podcast @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social by the end of 2025. To that end, I think in a the next month or so I am going to do a 24 hour live stream where every person who signs up can request me to perform a song, live, with no preparation. That sounds fun.

07.10.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Pickled jalapeΓ±os I think are a rare hot dog topping but would totally slap

08.08.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really like it too. I like that you can hear the age in Brandon’s voice and hear what it’s like when Mike has an entirely different gear setup

05.07.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got obsessed with videos of those overnight sleeper trains in Japan a while ago

27.06.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written above him ALT: a man in a robe is laying on a couch with his feet up and the words bees written above him
24.06.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For when you need to blend on the go

22.06.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After reading this for some reason I started saying β€œFunky Kong Funko Pop” over and over in my head and I haven’t been able to stop

20.06.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite band is The Mikey Giants

18.06.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one need to be uncaged

16.06.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

skin care poutine

15.06.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I initially read "crap was," the way people say "time was,"

06.06.2025 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He Get Sus dot com

31.05.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a line in Always Sunny where Frank says something like β€œwhat are we gonna do, sit here like a couple dicks in a yard?” And ever since I first saw that I sometimes sing:
🎢Our house
Is a very very very fine house
With two dicks in the yard🎢

31.05.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a long story but I made this as a joke for some coworkers a few years ago. I thought I had lost it when I canceled a hosting provider but I realized today that I still had a copy of it and was so happy

29.05.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
wumpr

It's time to join the wumprcent. brandtamos.github.io/wumpr/

28.05.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hyperfixed Earnings Report, May 2025 oof.

I have talked a lot about the cost and revenue of making @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social because I feel like I want people to know what its like making an indie reported podcast these days. 6 months in, we're afloat, but we're struggling. Lots of numbers and explanation about how we make money here:

27.05.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

Take me hoooome
Chappell Rooooooaann
To the plaaaaaaace
Hot to gooooooo

27.05.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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is this good

25.05.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My version of this is any product that comes with the worlds crappiest 2 inch long microusb cable

25.05.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you like @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and want to help it continue to exist, the absolute best thing you can do is to share it with anyone you think would like it. It’s continued existence is not a settled matter (we continue to lose $$$) and I really believe in this team and wanna see it flourish

25.05.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 14

Ridged chips

19.05.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0