Dystopigumby

@moosebigelow.bsky.social

Do we have odds on how long you last?

Aw poor baby ny times

Yes would be a damn shame if you had to do your job, sir

It is in the low & away box

Lmao this wasnt even a bad pitch

Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

harlot's log, supplemental

??????

*dolly Parton Jolene voice*

There's no way

Guy who doesn't read books has been haulted

Idk you should probably swing at the hanger

Why does major league baseball need an anti-lock braking system?

Dive bar bathroom loss

I saw one the other day that said "are you going to:
the pink pony club
OR
Hell"

Bortwayne

Morkwayne

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

Very confused at this being rent seeking

The two wolves inside of me are fake billable hours at my desk or fake billable hours doing something else

Also Josh sbarro lol

Idk why this is so funny

Both possibly could have been avoided with adhd meds

Get it marmo

Handed out whistle packs for about an hour and met some like minded neighborhood folks and feels pretty good

Fire hydrants only do this when they're distressed

Ideally,

Think he can pitch himself out of it?