Spexguy

As god intended

he's gonna tell u all about his fave pizza spots around route 66

a stone fountain depicting a topless figure with a stern expression spraying jets of water from its nipples

LOGGING ON

Changing your name in his contacts to "China Shop"

I wish I understood why one night my CPAP straps are perfect, and the next they feel like an octopus trying to crush me. O.x

no don't isolate yourself from your friends, your so sexy ahaha 😏

He's not my father your honor, he's a 3000 year old dragon in the body of my father, so technically

Yessss let me put a tin bell on your collar it sounds so nice when it's jostled to and fro

i had a dream where i was helping an overly hung werewolf jerk off because he didnt know masturbating or sex was a thing

Pregnant

Ai bro chud: I will pay a subscription service to generate AI slop porn.

Me a commissioner chad: Artist, here are many dollars. Make the large man sit on me.

Took me a second, I was definitely transfixed by the booty

Thank God

A hyper-realistic sculpture titled "...and then I met Colby on the street and my fantasy died" by artist Cameron Stalheim…and ALL I can think is Cameron!!! Why is his merussy just out!? Cloaca free, and breathing. lol

*messes up input timing, double jumps and wall bounces off of it into a ground pound*

*Save scums to make you think I got it in one try*

*Uses my ult, just in case*

tmi tuesday but one time i fell over while riding a knotted werewolf bad dragon dildo and panicked because it got stuck inside me for an hour and I could not stop cumming handsfree all over my bed

Calling you the f slur damn

back in my day we had no 6 7, just--

🎨: @rowdyreindeer.bsky.social

#furry #furryart

The mini gun is WILD

I believe I was 7 yo and a classmate told me I was supposed to love god more than anything, even family, and immediately I was like my dad's a POS so that's easy but mi madre? That woman is literally mother? And Pa? Who brings me chocolate donuts to school every other week? Step it up yahweh.

Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling “bi…big booty latinos…”

I'd work on him too...

- and sometimes playing dress up leads to undressing...

Sometimes boys like to play dress up, okay?

Getting a feel for the uniforms~

-Part 2-

The way I need him...

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

I think the paralympics and the olympics should happen at the same time; not only so the para athletes get the larger crowds and it's still actually cold enough to snow, but also so they get to take part in the orgy. I'm sure they're having their own separate orgy and that seems so inefficient