ah crap i’m 42
13.08.2025 04:22
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ah crap i’m 42
mixing a few beers and a few weeds will have you saying shit like “these stale pita chips are saving my life rn.”
this pic i did of trump gargling piss is almost ten years old, making it old enough for him to want to date
we gave betty an old iphone connected to wifi and she uses it to text us like this
customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!
it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.
ooooooweee that nice as hell! well done!
My friend, this means the world to me
our local library is doing a tiny canvas art show, so i made a lil watercolor collage called “head case” for it.
work has been kicking my ass lately, but at least it will never, ever end.
Trish…i remember that name. the wind whispers it #windjobs
my man, my man…he laughing ‘cause he know!!!
when i got jacked off to completion during a sold out screening of “a bug’s life,” I guess you could say it was “a tug’s life.” true story!!
dank!
(my opponent defeats me on the battlefield and i’m all out of breath) oh yeah…well suck my fuck pal….
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customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!
hell yeah, glad ya dig
haha pugs are the best dummies on earth
mister bananas here is a fellow turd enjoyer
holy shit i bet that’s good as hell
it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.
it’s a portrait painting jordan peterson and inside his head you can see the dicksucking factory which of course was a porn video but he thought it was real acrylic on canvas 24”x30”
please enjoy this new painting of jordan peterson crying about chinese dicksucking factories
oh, that should be easy for me then
so how do you even go viral on this bluesky …be a freaking cloud or something?????
i am….very interested
welcome to helldude’s, home of the helldude can i take your order?
it’s only wednesday:(
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