It's funny because that's not even the worst case. There are so many things that could be worse.
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It's funny because that's not even the worst case. There are so many things that could be worse.
Jail is mercy.
We could probably just go ahead and replace them all with a single agent. Maybe Grok. Probably not Claude, Claude might still be mad.
This document becomes more enjoyable by the day
I'm watching you edit this document right now, David. I'm watching you do it in a creeeeeeeepy way.
It's a great fucking strategy. They should all listen to Nick.
For some reason that I can't really put into words, I'm really angry that you have an opinion about Venezuelan oil.
I want their children and their children's children and their children's children's children on the hook for repaying every dollar these people have stolen from us.
They are absolutely going to have their money stolen. I don't know how yet, but that money is as good as gone.
Oh damn the pretty young blonde girls are stepping down?
Man, the internal rot must be BAD if they can see which way the wind is blowing.
That sounds exhausting. What a way to live
When God gives you a gift (a broken jaw) you should use it to your advantage (shutting the fuck up)
The man speaks very clearly for someone with a boot lodged in both his asshole and his throat
This is a superior presentation for consuming information and I'm not gonna listen to any arguments otherwise
What a wonderful question to ask somebody cloaking themselves in religion.
I think the biggest flaw is "control of the house comes down to a few races".
That was unlikely before and becoming even MORE unlikely as the year has gone on. It honestly kinda seems like "No Republican in anything less than a Trump +35 District will survive election night" is more likely.
There's gonna be a lot of right-aligned factions trying to launder their reputations. Personally I'm not inclined to listen to any of it. I'll need a seppuku or two to take anyone seriously.
I just don't think it's possible for me to hate the New York Times more than I do
That sounds really nice. Curling is the best Olympic sport, I love it so much
I'm not surprised. This shit doesn't work and the people saying it does are fuckin' lying. I'm DEEPLY unimpressed.
quant, please don't attribute that TikTok bastardization of a neologism to the good posters of BlueSky.
If there's any BlueSky specific way to say kys, it involves the study of statistical mechanics.
Every law enforcement agency on earth should be crawling up Thiel’s ass with a microscope and a pickaxe. That dude is a serious, serious problem and as long as he has wealth and power none of us are safe.
“This song is just six words long” by Weird Al Yankovich. I never understood why it was actually seven.
“Guys, listen, my sister got raped so I’m gonna need yall to come over and help me kill a guy. I’ll spring for pizza and beer, I promise it’s not a very big guy. I’ve already got the truck to move his corpse.”
Really reminds me of grad school, you know?
How is it that half the country can’t figure this shit out? The two chicks at the same time breast exam watch out for your cornhole guy isn’t struggling with it. What the hell, people?
(I fuckin’ love this dude)
A… rare misstep?
I have questions. What do you assert he’s getting right? Tell me what you think his batting average is and tell me why it’s high.
Common sense reform is an open set that could conceptually contain “abolish”. Given how off the rails they are, common sense could even contain “deal with them as one would any rabid animal”
I’m not an activist, but my exposure to them through their writing suggests that they spend a lot of time talking about how to do things rather than doing things. They remind me of a certain layer of the management class, and I think that comparison would hurt their feelings a lot.
What’s a yute?
Holy shit! That’s incredible!
You can just DO that?
God I could use 24 hours of sleep. I’m gonna go find a judge to talk shit to.