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Heyo! 42 year old gay Scottish ratman here who loves pokemon and video games and chubby guys and cracking some nuts :3 ❤️ @sleepyhart.bsky.social Gay. He/Him Icon by @save-skunk5000.bsky.social Header by @pandabeto.bsky.social

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A fantastic fat rat! I want to hug him and/or fight him.

07.03.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Artwork of Giorgio, an anthropomorphic, middle-aged rat man, standing against a blue and white background. He has primarily gray fur, with a lighter tone around his eyes and running down his chin. His facial hair (as well as receding hairline) is a navy blue/jet black, with thick, curly body hair on his arms, chest and belly. Said belly is massive, with a prominent overhang resting above his tan khakis. He appears to be standing idly, scratching his gut while saying:

Artwork of Giorgio, an anthropomorphic, middle-aged rat man, standing against a blue and white background. He has primarily gray fur, with a lighter tone around his eyes and running down his chin. His facial hair (as well as receding hairline) is a navy blue/jet black, with thick, curly body hair on his arms, chest and belly. Said belly is massive, with a prominent overhang resting above his tan khakis. He appears to be standing idly, scratching his gut while saying:

He doesn't look THAT big,,,

07.03.2026 21:47 👍 244 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 0

Discovered that there is an option in Super Battle Golf that allows you to hit other people's golf balls and that shit is friendship destroying.

Unmitigated levels of chaos and trying to fuck each other over.

07.03.2026 21:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I've had a few stressful weeks I wanted to draw something different so …

I drew the sexy brother of Jake Jermaine,
I had an adventure time marathon a few weeks ago and I have a huge list of characters that I want to draw from there~

06.03.2026 02:19 👍 174 🔁 46 💬 3 📌 1
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02.03.2026 23:21 👍 2124 🔁 816 💬 16 📌 20

So another friend of mine says it was confirmed by Stan Lee, but also some comic depictions have shown The Thing sharing a bed with women in scenes which are heavily implied to be post sex so uhhhhh.

Maybe?

07.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

When will Marvel stop being cowards and show us The Thing getting kicked in the rocks?

07.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Giant sized statue of The Thing from the hit movie Fan4stic.

Giant sized statue of The Thing from the hit movie Fan4stic.

A close up of the Thing's Thing.  No straight man would have put that much detail into shaping that bulge.

A close up of the Thing's Thing. No straight man would have put that much detail into shaping that bulge.

Oh yeah I forgot I took a photo of the large Ben Grimm they had at Comicon and his meticulously crafted bulge.

07.03.2026 18:07 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
From left to right:

Small ribbon with multiple coloured Kirby on it and the text "We are going to beat you to death."
Pombon's smiling face on a badge.
Bing Bong badge.
Pombon sticker which says "no thoughts just floof."
Gengar shaped sticker which shows a starry sky background and a Gastly abd Haunter.
Sylveon Sailor Moon sticker which says "Fighting evil by moonlight."
Unicorn bear wizard holding a staff in one hand and a D20 in the other.
Incredibly buff anthro pigeon mailman.

From left to right: Small ribbon with multiple coloured Kirby on it and the text "We are going to beat you to death." Pombon's smiling face on a badge. Bing Bong badge. Pombon sticker which says "no thoughts just floof." Gengar shaped sticker which shows a starry sky background and a Gastly abd Haunter. Sylveon Sailor Moon sticker which says "Fighting evil by moonlight." Unicorn bear wizard holding a staff in one hand and a D20 in the other. Incredibly buff anthro pigeon mailman.

Taunki model wearing a traditional hat.  He has big balls.
Funny rat figure with segmented parts so it jiggles.
Anthro cowboy raccoon with the text "in this here town we respect pronouns."
Demon Deer character in preist like garbs holding its hands up.  It has two extra closed eyes on its cheers, an open eye on its forehead and two eyes in its ears.  It also has 6 ears floating around it.  The text at the bottom says "The Hierophant"
D20 with the text "Being a dumb little gay bitch is a free action."
Windows pop up sticker which says "Do you want to sexualise that old man?" And the options Yes or Duh.

Taunki model wearing a traditional hat. He has big balls. Funny rat figure with segmented parts so it jiggles. Anthro cowboy raccoon with the text "in this here town we respect pronouns." Demon Deer character in preist like garbs holding its hands up. It has two extra closed eyes on its cheers, an open eye on its forehead and two eyes in its ears. It also has 6 ears floating around it. The text at the bottom says "The Hierophant" D20 with the text "Being a dumb little gay bitch is a free action." Windows pop up sticker which says "Do you want to sexualise that old man?" And the options Yes or Duh.

Sticker of Neil banging out his tunes.

Deep Blue and Red Hot FFXIV about to kiss with the text "Let's do this together, bro"

A cute tanuki keyring.

Sticker of Neil banging out his tunes. Deep Blue and Red Hot FFXIV about to kiss with the text "Let's do this together, bro" A cute tanuki keyring.

A better look on the balls on the Tanuki figurine, and the reverse of the taunki key chain also shows, you guessed it, balls.

A better look on the balls on the Tanuki figurine, and the reverse of the taunki key chain also shows, you guessed it, balls.

Went to the comic con in Glasgow today which of course means swag time.

Special shout outs to @cryptidjak.bsky.social and @coconutsharkcreations.com for the stickers and funi tanuki respectively.

07.03.2026 16:08 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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omg dragonite

07.03.2026 01:53 👍 827 🔁 194 💬 14 📌 1
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Drew a random rooster random wolf aand MARTY THE MOOSE!!

07.03.2026 06:39 👍 213 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 0

It pleases me that you thought of me when you saw something smashing some nuts :3

07.03.2026 13:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We're getting shows that are constantly having characters explain things out loud for an audience who may be on their phones and chuds still take the wrong message away.

Maybe we need to accept they're being willful with their ignorance rather than worrying about what message they take away.

07.03.2026 09:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry, this is an awful take. Shows have to be compelling, and chatacters charismatic, even when they're bad. We shouldn't stymie creativity because chuds take the wrong message away.

Also how much more can we actually dumb down media at this point?

07.03.2026 09:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Just a couple of regular friends

07.03.2026 04:55 👍 673 🔁 125 💬 5 📌 0

Except for that one level in Hitman 2 where the guards can see that you're a gaijin through your disguise from 100 meters away.

That was some bullshit.

07.03.2026 08:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now that the supreme court or whatever ruled that Trump's tariffs were illegal, companies can sue to get back the money they're owed. Every company has to do it individually though.

And, well, since Nintendo loves lawsuits a lot of people are on the lookout for ones from them compared to others.

06.03.2026 22:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gamers will pull the "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are Fighting" meme on Nintendo suing the US over tariffs and then wonder why they're seen as a joke.

Bro, can we not compare the slightly shitty video game company to the biggest Christian Fascist threat of our times?

06.03.2026 22:17 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the "wow cool robot/war is bad" meme can never adequately prepare audiences for just how cool the robot is, or just how fucking bad the war will get

20.06.2025 12:08 👍 697 🔁 256 💬 1 📌 4

*Tidus Narrator Voice* I had... forgotten about the Klobb.

I swear if you dual wielded that gun, stood 6 feet away from a wall and emptied the clips you would hit every part of it except the part directly in front of you.

06.03.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love how we're getting Tumblr levels of insider shitposts and it's all because the owners of this website are fucking dunces.

06.03.2026 21:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 19:40 👍 5774 🔁 1638 💬 27 📌 12
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This was also in the cloud folder.
Taye, Ken, Jason, Arthur
Marty, Douglas, Paulie, John

06.03.2026 18:00 👍 501 🔁 112 💬 10 📌 2
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28.11.2025 05:02 👍 3941 🔁 1654 💬 13 📌 32

I'm creepy, I'm mute!
I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin'. Great cloak!
The boys all love to poke!
I'm undead, I'm hot!
Pyromancy, you've not got!
I'm deadly, I'm brave!
I dominate this grave!
Who am I? Just ask!
Guys wanna touch my mask!
I'm rockin'. I'm fancy!
I'm rad at necromancy!
Wooo!

05.03.2026 11:47 👍 51 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0
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Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 1811 🔁 464 💬 37 📌 32
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Wanted to test how I could do being a bit looser with my drawings so I drew Sava and Eurytus fist fighting because I imagine those two loathe and would beat the shit out of each other backstage

06.03.2026 11:15 👍 75 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0

Rude tbh. The zoo is the perfect Polycule Experience.

06.03.2026 14:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nerdy Poke

04.03.2026 14:24 👍 1232 🔁 304 💬 9 📌 0
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Started a new FFXIII playthrough and the second I launched it on Steam I got this message from a guy I used to play counter strike with and haven't talked to in 10 years

05.03.2026 08:23 👍 187 🔁 63 💬 1 📌 0