Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️

Being a festive little guy by wearing Christmas underwear AND socks 🎄

Yesssssss omg I’m bringing the film Imagine Me & You and my yellow banana slug squishmallow Lorenzo

Ice water is so fucking good. Lukewarm water can burn in hell.

HONORARY GIRL HONORARY GIRL HONORARY GIRL 🎉🥳🍾💅

IS IT WEIRD THAT AS A TRANS GUY I AM GETTING GENDER EUPHORIA FROM THIS?

I have the kind of ADHD that makes me leave the house at 10 for an 11:40 appointment that is maybe half an hour away so I am struggling not to leave the house rn

I’d be down for a pickle tot

A screenshot of a tumblr post from iskwekan that reads: *picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm* girls’ night

@altaudge.ruins.party and @jess.shakesess.fyi and… ME? (Honorary girl for the evening?)

If there is a tornado warning I can still go see the stand up right

Ilysm and at the same time your moods are like the sea in that I can’t read them and idk what they might do AND THIS IS ALSO LOVED. 🥰

Guys I’m so excited omg

Oh you’re right. I’m not sure how I can help but I’m sending good vibes! 🥺

Those two things CAN coexist peacefully, buddy

Nice one, Simba! Oh wait that’s burping. Nvm

Warming up to see Natalie Cuomo tonight by watching Atsuko Akatsuka by day! ☺️💕🤣

Guess what my love language is lol (if those haven’t proven to be an MLM or some kind of scam)

Okay I’ll include this along with the PS5 and the books for your and Jess’s wedding gift!

I’ll collect an assortment of things I think you’ll like, like dark shades of lipstick, little foreign candies, handwoven bookmarks, and little notes with silly poems I made up. All of this packed in a basket made of soft pretzel. Delivered very slowly by a hardworking worm-owned delivery service.

I’m eating leftover pizza rn but I will!

I… I have donut holes right now. Right here with me. 😳

A ditto from the game Pokopia with blue hair, jacket, and shoes, and pink pants and hat. Trans ditto!!

Trans ditto trans ditto the hat design is pink too but you can’t see it

Gentle man > gentleman

Got off work a bit early and now I’m chillin before it’s time to leave for COMEDY TIME. I am so ready to laugh. My Big Laugh. When I think something is REALLY FUNNY.

Gasp! So lovely when they’ve only just been thawed

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

…we were looking for bones but okay

Yes but what has been ground down into a fine powder to imitate sand, hmmmmm?

Headed to boss’s office rn (being careful not to jostle the office hamster’s ball)

That you know of at this time*

Omgggggg okay this is making my brain pop into overdrive trying to galaxy brain my way outta here.
Maybe I can do something with
1.) no new files have come in
2.) I am preparing to move
Right??