Mojo

Watching diesel go from $2.89 to $5.05 this quarter is more than enough of a reason for me not to pay my taxes this year

12 hours on schedule 1 later, I'm finna start cooking crack idc

I understand following the rules, but trying to be above board all the time is an irrational standard to hold ppl to. And frankly more than what I’m willing to do

I made a big ass taco salad, got halfway through it and realized I never put any meat on it…. AND IT WAS STILL GOOD AF

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Breaking the Matrix is an isolating and exhausting experience.

I just want my ppl to wake up.

All of this going on during Ramadan is crazy. I couldn’t imagine fasting by choice and fearing for my life bc of other ppls stupid choices.

I’m not ready to go back to reality, the glimpses I’ve seen have been gloomy as hell.

I have a bunch of favorite words. They just all happen to be consider profanity 😁

I’m the house mom on vacation, but I’m also the bad mom. Who cusses ppl out, delegates, gets drunk af and cleans up the whole house after I throw up bc I feel bad. It’s all about balance. Bc I’m not nobodies muthafuckin mama and I’m on vacation 😂

It is by the grace of God and only God that I got on this damn flight

Bitch. If I tell you what I went thru to get on this flight 😂

Girl I be in everybody’s business. 😂😂😂

I need to
Work on that

Getting ready to leave the country in less than 48hrs is an Olympic sport only for the busiest procrastinator. I recommend not attempting it exhausted 😭😭😭😭

Yes and yes

Yw. If that’s too spicy for you Poblano would be in the middle for spice level

Try Serrano peppers instead. Similar flavor profile but spicier than an jalapeño

I feel like my dentist just violated my whole mouth, then massaged my jaw 😂

I can tell I’m getting older, I indeed need all of my little rest. I can’t even function off 5hrs of sleep 😭

Girl why did TransUnion tell me to file a police report at my local precinct for an inaccuracy on my credit report…

26/27 you gotta be off your ppls insurance , the cost of your car insurance was “supposed” to drop, you don’t get charged a “risk” fee on rentals and hotels anymore. It’s a very pivotal time for an adult 😂. We’re 53 days away from m birthday 3/29 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Happy belated! My last milestone birthday was 26/27. I’ve been waiting on 30 forever! Then I have to wait a whole 10 yrs for 40. I gotta make this count 😂

I’ve already started telling ppl I’m 30. I’m so excited 😂

Bitch. Did I just find out I have dysgraphia 😳

One dimensional thinking really concerns me, bc that cognitive dissonance is built Ford Tough.

Getting stuck in Dallas was not on my agenda for the weekend

My list of ppl I can call when I’m drunk is very short. One of these muthafuckas better answer before I get mad

I’ve been pissed off about “a piece of chicken,a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else” all day

I get the most compliments when I rush to do my makeup.

I’m really not cool with living in a dictatorship and I’m literally watching it unfold first hand