PUBLICIST: Good news Timmy! An opinion columnist has finally come out in defence of you!
CHALAMET: Aweesomeee! And they’re cool right? Not a loser?
PUBLICIST: Well…
*reads through article*
CHALAMET: Oh no.
*Scans her other articles*
CHALAMET: Oh nonononono
12.03.2026 06:54
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The Adventure of the Veiled Lodger, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
YouTube video by Nunkie Films
This Saturday at 8pm, "The Adventure of the Veiled Lodger" by Arthur Conan Doyle.
livestreamed - simply click here at 8pm or catch up anytime after youtube.com/live/cIGNI_b...
12.03.2026 07:40
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The Crackdown
Dublin event listings spreadsheet update. I don't have time right not to tell you what's been added to it, so click on the link to check out the new stuff yourself if you are interested in events.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
#DublinListings #DublinGigs #Speirgorm
11.03.2026 22:59
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a screen shot of an AI generated blog comment where the poster has managed to include the AI prompt. This is the text:
"Here’s my verdict on Assault on Precinct 13! It’s a fast-paced thriller that keeps you guessing until the very last moment. Check it out and let me know what you think! 😊
You are a friendly blog reader leaving a genuine comment. Write a short, authentic comment (2-4 sentences) for this blog post.
Blog post title: “Controversial John Carpenter film recommendations”
Post excerpt: “John Carpenter has made many films. I have seen some of them. Of the ones I have seen, which ones would I recommend? I think my most whole-hearted recommendation would be for Assault on Precinct 13 (1976), which sees a small disparate group (a cop, a prison"
I'm also getting some great comments from the real people who read my blog.
11.03.2026 23:38
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Trump should really read the story of another rich real estate guy turned politician named Marcus Licinius Crassus.
10.03.2026 11:16
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I'm being accosted by They Live truthers on Facebook - that's how controversial my thoughts are.
11.03.2026 21:08
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A war only stops if both sides stop.
10.03.2026 23:26
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The opera and ballet lot were always going to make a song and dance about it tho.
10.03.2026 11:17
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Rev up your mastodon accounts
Nothing good in the offing
09.03.2026 20:12
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Society (1989, dir. Brian Yuzna)
09.03.2026 18:33
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A striking ochre naked woman on a vivid blue background
Its made from ink that drips and pools
She is seated and squashed tight against the page
On her left forearm are sailor tattoos of mermaids
This is Hans Chrisian Anderson's little mermaid
This is the moment when she realised she gave up her voice, her power, her freedom for a man that never loved her
She realises the witch was right and threw herself into the ocean to be consumed
When you see the foam on the waves think of her
08.03.2026 07:25
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We should just start calling all Ray Bans pervert glasses. Why should they get away with it?
07.03.2026 15:18
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I don't think there was ever formal censorship of records like there is for films and was for books, so I'm not sure what they mean by saying the record was banned. I suspect at most it was that record shops took it off the shelves but I suspect they might still have sold it to broad-minded punters.
08.03.2026 15:06
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Very French looking.
08.03.2026 15:03
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Tragic Magic, by Mary Lattimore & Julianna Barwick
7 track album
Someone once described Julianna Barwick somewhat dismissively as making the kind of music I like. Listening now to Tragic Magic, her brilliant album with Mary Lattimore, I have to admit that they were not wrong.
#JuliannaBarwick #MaryLattimore #TragicMagic
tinyurl.com/3bybxsv4
08.03.2026 14:47
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If I had skillz I'd turn that into an animation.
08.03.2026 09:35
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A ginger cat looks sideways to camera, her mouth open like she is saying "WHERE'S MY DINNER?"
A ginger cat looks sideways to camera, staring in a meaningful manner.
A ginger cat stares intensely at the camera while showing off her magnificent white ruff.
A big eyed ginger cat looks up imploringly to camera with big eyes somehow saying that it is months and months since she last had anything to eat.
Is Caturday a thing here or is that just Mastodon? Anyway here are some pictures of my cat staring at me in the hope that it will make food appear in her bowl. It often does.
#Caturday
07.03.2026 16:24
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
06.03.2026 18:46
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Jane Schoenbrun's Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
06.03.2026 14:49
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I was thinking it went back quite a way.
06.03.2026 14:47
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finally saw her live late last year. She's still got it.
06.03.2026 14:46
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"Mind the oranges, Marlon"
06.03.2026 14:42
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When did the Americans start giving stupid names to their military operations? They used to have fairly neutral names like Torch, Anvil, Overlord, etc. but now it's all Enduring Wankfest, Ultimate Cockfarm, Powerful Blast of Wind and so on.
06.03.2026 14:40
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When he put it to them that he had paid good money to hear Kraftwerk and not to hear their inane chit chat and suggested they shut it, one of them retorted with "Well if you don't want to hear us talk you can go stand somewhere else"
06.03.2026 13:19
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