To the dude at Hoboken who meekly jeered "Gayyyy" at us when we walked past:
... I was holding hands with both my girlfriends, so you may in fact be onto something ๐ค
If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, itโs not that I lied, itโs just that I failed. Illustrated Pionus sleeping and chubby Budgie going "huehuehue" while looking at his phone.
((If you really wanna MEAN 'Goodnight' when you say 'Goodnight', I'd recommend putting your phone in another room and getting yourself a traditional alarm clock.)) ;) ๐ชถ
Damn, am sorry I missed Wondies tonight
Two stacks of Jin brand ramen noodles. The mild one depicts a bowl-cut guy in a yellow sweater, and the spicy one shows the same guy looking more sharply dressed with stylish hair and in a dark suit
I love this concept of dressing your spokeperson (mascot) differently to depict how spicy your ramen is. Just look at his comfy sweater!
This is a stupid anology of course; chocolate doesn't have an agenda to force itself down anyone's throat ๐
"I get it, chocolate is delicious. People would kill to have as much chocolate as I do now. But can we acknowledge for a moment that I don't want chocolate and in fact would very much like some help ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฐ๐ญ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ?!" โ Me, whilst drowning
"Whoa, slow down there Augustus Gloop"
Sitting here working in bed while I hear my gf teaching classes before me, taking a break to look over travel plans that my other gf is assisting with, knowing I get to go home and spend time with my wife at the end of my night... I truly am spoiled aren't I?
God I love my partners so much
Ohhhh
Cat sitting on a fence's spherical post
Cat on sphere caught on cam
"a pair of" = 2
"a couple of" โ
2
"a few" > 2
"several" > 2
"a few" โกฬธ "several"
Flippin thru a big stack of old furry comics i bought and this got my ass good
First they came for the transgender community, and I was like "Hey, those people are part of MY community too, you can't fucking do that to them!"
Underrated cat mood: when theyโre like โwhere we goin?โ And follow you from room to room
Oh, dropped a new demo track last week ^^;
ciderbite.bandcamp.com
Close up picture of a snow bunny
Snow bunny on the windowsill
If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in
I'm so full of regret and what ifs yum
Blame @caffy.bsky.social for this one
Transitioning later in life having raised a family is so difficult; I don't know how to get the kids to stop using my dad name
Velma holding a stylus pen, crawling on the ground looking for something and saying "My video essays! I can't draw without my video essays!". On the ground are two youtube thumbnails of video essays "Line goes up -the problem with NFTs" by Dan Olson and "ROBLOX_OOF.MP3" by hbomberguy
They're a requirement
10x10cm square sticker of a dark grey hare blowing on a yellow horn that is being carried by two white mice. There is a cloud like steam coming from that horn and in it is a text "nobody is free until everybody is free". The background is bright red with black and blue stars.
๐บ๐บ๐บ
#sticker
Old MTA subway map, whose orange line reads "BDFM"
New MTA subway map, whose orange line reads "BDMF"
Conspiracy Theory: The MTA swapped the FM lines so that the new subway maps no longer loosely spell "BDSM"
I just got home from new year's antics, and tried to carve a path through all the stuff on the bed to cuddle her. She wakes up, sits up to look at me, and says
"๐ ๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ฑ๐ผ๐บ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ฝ๐น๐๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฒ๐ ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฒ"
before promptly falling back asleep snoring
Feeling like I should keep a running list of things my wife has said to me in her sleep, for posterity's sake
How to make a joke for all generations
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Branded dental floss being sold at a store featuring Peanuts characters Charlie Brown, Sally Brown and Snoopy, except the branding refers to them as "Snoopy and Friends"
You get why people don't believe Charlie Brown had bitches, right?
Can anyone recommend an article that gives a good summary of JK Rowling's involvement in anti-trans stuff in the UK and the major impacts she's had? Looking for something to send to a few folks who haven't been following along.
Would appreciate reposts for visibility
#bunny
