Yee_Hawtie

this is so @rattbones.bsky.social coded

hey thats (borat voice) my wife

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

my two cool friends make cool tunes :)

its pretty good- the semiotics of how people read gender is hard to articulate a lot of the time, but I think that post does a decent job :)

Men used to be able to support secret second families on one income

I support this

why am i in a bad mood?
A) work bullshit
B) shot day crash
C) lack of sleep
D) ???????

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Woke Alphabet be like A B B L C D E E Z N U T S F G H R T I J K L G B T Q M Ñ Ø P Q R S T Ü V W X X X Y Z

I dont think they make slappers that big u'd have to get it done wit da machine

this feels like a slur

im so happy to have my car back lol

POV: ur my midnight snack

so excited

/FIST//CITY/
knuckle tattoo

do you really hate when the clock springs forward, or are u just cranky because you didnt go to bed early enough? 😌

okay so I think i figured out how to beat the a u t o m o d

🥰 ill take what I get

lmk if it works

postholecore is my new fav subgenre

neither of u are exempt smh

okay go off fr tho

im gonna post a butt pic in the replies to this post

tired: post hardcore
wired: post hole

also the face this just made @yoyce.bsky.social make was sign of its brilliance

10/10 no notes

“Yes and be a good girl for daddy” goes crazy

somewhere, someone is making their dom take improv classes to improve their dirty talk in scene.