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Your local pastel goth | Actual Witch | Weirdo | Retro gamer | She/her | Sudden movements may spook me |

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And like, it's not the first time? A lot of people from that area apparently "grew out of it" and went very MAGA and started drinking the Jesus Juice. This one caught me off guard because she was like...kinda really gay and hung out with my trans friends.

11.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's reasons I never visit the old hometown. The racism runs pretty deep. I think she decided she was more comfortable being racist than queer so she decided to go all in.

11.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of the sudden, a lot of cis lesbians I used to know when I was younger are now straight and fash.

I mean, personally I don't get it, boot leather isn't really a flavor I'm fond of.

"So, I think your account got hacked. What do you mean you posted that on purpose? You did? Really? I....see..."

11.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, that McDonald's CEO just needs to post a picture of himself aggressively devouring a Big Arch. Really quick and sloppy.

Finish it off by dipping fries into a Shamrock shake and then chugging it, then flip off the camera.

No dialogue. Stark. Only munching sounds.

08.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know who wants to know this but I got proper fitted for bras (and new bras) and...APPARENTLY I'm now a 34 E.

So like...I guess that's why I couldn't find bras that fit before.

I'll take it.

07.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm genuinely curious what the opinions from outside the US are about what's going on.

06.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww crap. I guess we better get on that, huh?

01.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice!

01.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listen. When Darkfalz shows up, you beat it. The universe is safe for another 1000 years or so now. You're welcome.

01.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gotta fire up the Trinitron now and again. Let's gooooo!

01.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did anyone else have these as a kid? Mine are very...loved. I used to have a Zelda one, actually starring Zelda instead of Link IIRC that I'd love to read again.

These were pretty cool and I always wanted more but never found them at too many stores. I think I got "Pipe Down" through school.

01.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My worst Valentines day was definitely my ex who took me out on a wonderful evening that made me feel special and appreciated, and then once we got home, instead of cuddling, I got lectured for an hour about how much of a chore the day was and how I much I needed to respect their time.

16.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to sad post but not being single and also having no valentines weekend plans when you have a 3 day weekend sucks.

15.02.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why am I in Final Fantasy 8?

13.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maaaaaaan, what's next? Are we going to find out Epstein was connected to Kiwifarms?

06.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Retroarchs built in shaders. I'm using the standard Hylian filter, at 4k on an OLED tv.

17.01.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a really good example of why I use CRT filters when playing retro stuff on a modern tv.

With and without filters.

17.01.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone else remember Liquid Television, or is it just me alone out here with this tripped little treasure trove of weirdness.

...it's what spawned both "Beavis and Butthead" and "Aeon Flux".

04.01.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yeah, sure, there's a Super Famicom version but...that's missing the music, cutscenes, voice overs, and a lot of the charm. PC-Engine is the way to go.

03.01.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyone who's interested in retro gaming, I am begging you to check out the new fan translation for Emerald Dragon on PC Engine/Turbo Grafx CD.

It feels like something Working Designs would have published.

03.01.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guess it's finally time to play that new Zelda game.

25.12.2025 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Whatever! Spending time with the family.

I clean up okay!

27.11.2025 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eeeyup...........I want a boyfriend.

11.11.2025 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright, I bought them to give out as Halloween candy because...like...it seemed whimsical. Gotta say, Shaq...your gummy candy is pretty good. They are indeed quite...Shaq-a-Licious.

01.11.2025 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This feud has been going on for decades, probably.

25.10.2025 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This cloud is totally flexing.

24.10.2025 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess who passed her first major FAA exam! 1/3 of the way through!

22.10.2025 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part 2 is still new...ish.

21.10.2025 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I studied for 4 hours. I can play video games before bed for an hour, yeah?

I can still cram tomorrow night too, lol.

21.10.2025 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, what's Final Fantasy 7 Remake part 3 going to be called? Reunion?

21.10.2025 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0