#Announcement
- 11:00 meeting in 3a is being pushed to 11:30
- Gen. Reiner is out this week. Please direct any notes or postage to your supervisor for holding
- For safety purposes, please do not ride the storage carts. Push them while walking like normal people. Pvt. Mike got hurt yesterday
Hard work, great communication, and a really conveniently timed training schedule on a different campus entirely
Our offices challenged our strongest soldiers to the ultimate test of strength this afternoon, and they excelled with flying colors!
It only took 4 soldiers and 10 minutes to open a Talenti ice cream
#Announcement
Clean up begins today!
If enlisted soldiers have not received their email yet, find your sector supervisor for more detail.
Clean up will begin Monday at 9:00.
Soldiers of each other campus will be scheduled to help at different shifts.
Soldiers: check your emails for updates on clean up. Be ready to be called on a moment's notice.
An unprecedented attack by 'Dr. Eggman' has destroyed ~70% of G.U.N.'s south eastern base of operations this past Thursday.
We will stand strong knowing we were prepared and our work and training paid off. No casualties have been reported.
Not a very big sector, its like three people. Please don't overwhelm them :)
#Announcement
Tax season is rapidly approaching- G.U.N. office employees can file with our accounting sector.
The nearest restroom is the unisex single-stall in the North Building's lobby, about a 5 minute walk.
Im literally so sorry
#Announcement
Pipes in the East Building's bathrooms have burst due to this week's cold spell- repairs will be made over the weekend.
Thanks to our Intelligence Retrieval units, a planned attack by Dr. Eggman yesterday has been prevented almost entirely!
No lives were lost, and minimal damage was reported- a high bar to set for the future.
#Announcement
Night shift security officers have priority spots in Lot C during turbulent weather- especially snow storms.
Long shifts should be rewarded with a clear vehicle to take home at the end of the night.
#Announcement
- Circulation in the South Building is being repaired; expect proper heat by 12:00pm
- 1/27 Lectures in Auditorium 2 are delayed by one hour
- Stop over-feeding the fish in the East Building's second floor tank. The pH is off and the filters are gross all the time
#Update
Our offices will be letting out 2 hours earlier tomorrow and the day after on account of snowfall. Drive safe, stay warm!
#Update
Our online security has been strengthened with the help of Team Sonic.
A big thanks to Miles "Tails" Prower!
- The most potentially dangerous outcome was the firewall breach and password wipe. There are no other effects discovered as of right now, when there could have been.
Evening office supervisors will be in charge of rebooting and securely closing each computer and smart device.
We have more details regarding the phishing email:
- The linked website domain was registered to "RD-VXN." We are working to trace this back and decode it
- "Harmless" was not the most accurate word to use. The effects were not as bad as they could have been.
Desktop icons were resized.
More details to come.
Ignore obvious phishing scams entirely as precaution and alert your supervisor immediately to suspicious activity.
An unverified link can lead to an unverified domain, which can breach firewalls.
Office Employees of G.U.N.:
A harmless internal security breach has been avoided this evening.
If you are logged into your work email, log out and in again.
Make sure any email you respond to is sent from a valid, recognizable source.
Employees are currently salting Parking Lot A, B, and D.
Lot C has overhead cover.
Please watch for ice as the temperatures drop!
A big 'thank you' to those of you who stayed behind to help clean after our New Years office party!
To those of you who didn't, you know who you are.
Thank you for allowing us the privilege to come together to protect what matters- the planet and all the beings on it!
To anyone and everyone,
The employees, officers, and soldiers of the Guardian Unit of Nations wish you the kindest and warmest transition into the new year.
We strive to make the future as bright as you all make the season.
#Announcement
Today's 12:00 pm meeting in 4a has been postponed to 1:00 pm.
Or 13:00, if you're into that.
#Announcement
We do not haze new recruits.
#Announcement
The new deli has been open for three days and one of the employees can already afford an additional community college course next semester
#Announcement
The West Building now has.....
A Deli!
Please enjoy the usual morning coffee and sandwiches, closer to work!
Pvt. Herman's report on her field work around the world will be published on our website.
Check under the "Information" tab on the side bar.
