Ben Volchok

america is jealous that people stand up for countries it attacks, which is why it has started attacking america

the law of the conservation of mass....... media

it's either that or reading

there's too many takes on the internet nowadays. haven't you people ever heard of a give?

people will forgive anything for a public holiday. they should rename the phrase bread and circuses and public holidays

NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026:

Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question.

An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub.

FEB 20 - MAR 8
ARTHUR ARTBAR

photo by Kate Cameron

adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

bring back the times when people just made up what an ai said instead of screenshotting joke queries

at some point all the secrets are known and there's nothing to hide. that's called the death of culture

didn't please the lord then

Unbelievable

Only two more chances to catch Unbelievable at Melbourne Fringe, before it goes on the road!
The audience so far has described as poignant, mesmerising, funny, endearing, hilarious... all words I like to hear in relation to my storytelling!
www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

we have collectively watched over 15,000 hours of instagram videos (involuntarily) and will present them to you for your viewing displeasure

two nights only

www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

bummer!

assuming you deleted the new sessions file and kept the old one?

I'm assuming the complicated way involves the sessions folder?

they tried installing ai cameras to analyse the situations in which cars would stop beyond the white lines and only activate in legitimate cases, but these got confused and started chopping the outside of men's legs off. then the scheme was scrapped entirely. end of an era

next they would try them on the roads to target cars who stopped past the white lines. but there were too many contingencies and they caused too much collateral damage

but it was ok because the men didn't have the outside of their legs and elbows to take up space. so everyone was satisfied and all in all the upwards guillotine idea was a success

they introduced an upwards guillotine between the seats of trains that would slice up every now and again to prevent spreading. 85% of men got the outside of their legs and elbows chopped off. there was a big public outcry and the guillotines were dismantled

they tried installing ai cameras to analyse the situations in which cars would stop beyond the white lines and only activate in legitimate cases, but these got confused and started chopping the outside of men's legs off. then the scheme was scrapped entirely. end of an era

next they would try them on the roads to target cars who stopped past the white lines. but there were too many contingencies and they caused too much collateral damage

but it was ok because the men didn't have the outside of their legs and elbows to take up space. so everyone was satisfied and all in all the upwards guillotine idea was a success

they introduced an upwards guillotine between the seats of trains that would slice up every now and again to prevent spreading. 85% of men got the outside of their legs and elbows chopped off. there was a big public outcry and the guillotines were dismantled

my wife is called simile. cor, what is she like!!!

The absolutely amazing crazy wonderful The Ceremony at the Fridge @benvolchok.bsky.social
I can explain words it, fail me
Nothing like it
FIVE STARS

Stevie Yardy

Ben Volchok

Dan McKee

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Thursday 14th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street:

STEVIE YARDY (@marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social)
BEN VOLCHOK (@benvolchok.bsky.social)
DAN MCKEE (@danmckee.bsky.social)

Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

thanks for coming and for these kind words!

Went to see this yesterday and it was a real highlight! An outstanding example of interactive theatre that really draws on the creativity of the audience.

The host is fantastic at finding games with the audience, bringing us into his world and letting us shape it collectively as a crowd 😊

Finished last night w rewatches of @benvolchok.bsky.social 's The Ceremony AND Underground Monk Show, both of which re-wire your brain & i cannot elaborate on how or why or what your brain ends up as, but it's a good thing

This begins TOMORROW! Please join me.

i don't think it has to be transhumanist to be sci-fi. they could be simple robots