Anna β€œVoting and Titties” Zand's Avatar

Anna β€œVoting and Titties” Zand

@annazand

Gay glitter mom. I dance burlesque really well and ballet pretty badly, but I have a lot of fun with both. I would love to perform in your show, ask me! I’m married to the prettiest girl on earth πŸ’–πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

3,872
Followers
1,354
Following
30,078
Posts
03.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Anna β€œVoting and Titties” Zand @annazand

πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– thank you

07.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my body is very strong, which is fun and something I want my kids to internalize. Maybe I will post a gym selfie, I didn’t feel like I had earned it yet.

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that you read the alt text! I just now got to the point where my hair skills are really that bitch, this was in the beginning of my real hair styling journey!

07.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re really very kind, thank you

07.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not that skinny after lifting the increasingly heavy kids since the youngest was born.

07.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A woman backstage of her first photoshoot after having her third baby. She is extremely tired and her bra is better than her hair.

A woman backstage of her first photoshoot after having her third baby. She is extremely tired and her bra is better than her hair.

Me:

My phone: hey remember when you started putting yourself out there again after the third baby?

07.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Come for breakfast, we have raspberry lemon! There will be coffee and dance class!

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If there’s a way to ruin someone more than exposing what they hid from their mother, I don’t know it.

07.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually rude to be this smooth, Jeremy.

07.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’m funny, in addition to having a couple of redeeming qualities in my stockings

07.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you have a safe flight! My oldest two refuse to sleep so I lack anything beautiful until we do raspberry muffins and dance class in the morning.

07.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That is absolutely setting them on fire!

07.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I also relied on frozen pizza today.

07.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t alive yet but you’re probably right.

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a valid interpretation

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my favorite post today!

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We should set them on fire.

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good quality dance fishnets will change your life

07.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a burlesque performer in New Jersey

07.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Central Jersey

07.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Bars

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The New Jersey supremacy cannot be stopped

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha I never saw this one but I remember similar from when I was a kid!

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Petition e-7195 - Petitions

To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

If you’re Canadian please sign it.
If you’re not, please share ❀️

06.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 16

Can we blame the British?

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New Jersey obviously

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also Canada and Central America, by this map! Schools are going to have to do English, Spanish, and French classes for all the kids!

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0