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Messing with databases in the west of Ireland #gnuTerrryPratchett #SQLBits helper ᚛ᚉᚑᚅᚐᚅ᚜

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IT IS TIME

The man looked up from his beach chair.

"Really?" He said. "I've only just retired."

Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't.

CURIOUS

Vetinari shrugged.

"I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17

16.08.2024 20:26 👍 1447 🔁 436 💬 41 📌 103

Some of the best scenes are where both he and the Patrician carefully dance around knowing.

11.03.2026 18:26 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does also suggest rushed planning, if they didn't have time to check the maps?

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Public Criticise Heavily Redacted State Of The Union Speech

25.02.2026 03:09 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

He's been brilliant.

21.02.2026 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well,

Italy beat Scotland
Scotland beat England
Ireland beat Italy

So according to top-trump rules we get to beat England.

#ClutchingAtStraws

14.02.2026 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#IREvITA

Italy clearly improving.

We're clearly struggling.

I'll leave it to the professional pundits to decide which was the bigger factor.

Anyway, hard luck in this one Italy, best of luck in your next game.

14.02.2026 16:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday Ben, have a great day.

10.02.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!

I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖

07.02.2026 23:37 👍 4430 🔁 925 💬 178 📌 66

Our library system gives us access to borrowbox for ebooks and audiobooks. All of the Discworld novels are on it.

Your local library might have something similar.

That might tide you over until you can rebuild your collection.

06.02.2026 19:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As someone who works in construction, what I find extra mad about those lads who climb buildings without ropes is that they put so much faith in people who work in construction.

29.01.2026 06:56 👍 193 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

There will be loads of leaks, showing that he suffered from X or Y. The number of people that knew this won't be small.

All of them will find a way to justify keeping quiet, good of the country, libs are worse etc. It will feature in more than one insider tells all book.

28.01.2026 18:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So it's time for a change.
So it's time for a change. YouTube video by Squidge Rugby

So it's time for a change.
youtu.be/nBFqO5Uji_w?...

25.01.2026 17:02 👍 185 🔁 10 💬 47 📌 4

It's a loyalty test at this stage. Can you swallow and repeat an obvious lie.

25.01.2026 16:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Free PC Games - The Best For The Broke

Added a few more games and finished up entries for a bunch more on my big spreadsheet of Cool Free PC Games.

Considering that some are multi-game entries, that's over 350+ things to play, many of which are full, retail-worthy times.

If you've got any kind of PC, videogames are just kinda great.

24.01.2026 05:28 👍 373 🔁 182 💬 10 📌 6

Not likely to happen. The national soccer associations are completely independent of the governments and FIFA get really upset when governments interfere.

It would be up to individual orgs to boycott it and then they would be open to punishment by FIFA.

19.01.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The ministry of silly walks, cross-stitched, with darth vader, darth maul, the emperor and kylo ren all doing silly walks

The ministry of silly walks, cross-stitched, with darth vader, darth maul, the emperor and kylo ren all doing silly walks

behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me

the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks

16.01.2026 20:15 👍 2805 🔁 427 💬 46 📌 19

It's amazing how much early platforms have trained us to believe that "like" = "this is worth more and therefore should be amplified". This ties value to engagement, which is the point is ad-supported spaces. But Bluesky has no ads or algo, unless the feed does otherwise. So, repost, repost, repost!

11.01.2026 21:19 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

The first question I would ask any politician proposing this, "Are you still posting on X?"

11.01.2026 10:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
‘Elon Musk died in 1974 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

‘Elon Musk died in 1974 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike’ - Tinfoil Matt, a bot by @robmanuel.b3ta.com, that pairs randomly generated conspiracy theories with Matt from the Telegraph’s cartoons. The pic is probably one character talking and another dude looking ‘wtf?’

08.01.2026 18:41 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

No there shouldn't.

I can't think of any reason why anyone would want to see ads while performing a work function.

08.01.2026 13:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just in case anyone wants to follow Gary his profile is here bsky.app/profile/gary...

07.01.2026 21:02 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry but this piece doesn’t help anything at all. In fact, the ‘green to red’ danger graphics only help to prove to national capitals what they should not do.

First, it must be established what cards each member state has to shield its economic sectors from American retaliation.

04.01.2026 14:03 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Ten reasons to be optimistic in 2026 Why optimism is an underpriced asset

Ten reasons to be optimistic in 2026
open.substack.com/pub/stephenk...

02.01.2026 13:05 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

#MunvLei Munster just not accurate enough in possession at the moment.

27.12.2025 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kinda like focus groups.

22.12.2025 19:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The emperor was sitting in his bed when the assassin came in through the window.

"Welcome, old friend."

"Wait," the assassin wheezed.

The emperor waited for him to catch his breath.

"I'm too old for this," the assassin said at last.
1/3 #ShortStory

20.12.2025 12:33 👍 466 🔁 141 💬 1 📌 5
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18.12.2025 19:45 👍 1105 🔁 266 💬 15 📌 3
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Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing Parents To Say Santa Presents Are Actually From Him FRESH from signing an order declaring fentanyl a 'WMD' and blockading Venezuelan ships in a bid to make George W. Bush's invasion of Iraq look like it was conducted by a military genius, Donald Trump ...

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing Parents To Say Santa Presents Are Actually From Him waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/12/18/d...

18.12.2025 13:26 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

Because money

15.12.2025 22:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0