Emily Wynne

Can I stay if I keep posting and posting and posting and posting and posting?

You're welcome!!!

Hey Jen: the terrible secret is it could actually be about anything at all

(re: Smooth Talk, 1985)

Some asshole: "This film/show/song/etc is such a perfect depiction of what it's like to be a teen girl and move through the world as who they are"

Trans girl: "I KNOW! I relate to it SO much, it's exactly how I felt growing up"

Some asshole: "No not like that"

I dunno but I appreciate that I could recreate this exact scene with Generations figures I already have at home

Rather than indulge the worst people in rehashing old TV shows and toy commercials, check out something new and inventive by your finest independent Gender Weirdos

How I Became Invisible - Dead World Building

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NEW ALBUM OUT NOW.

How I Became Invisible - Dead World Building

“Take anything you want but you won’t take the heart from me.”

On Bandcamp, and streaming.

howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/album/dead-w...

The Crystal Furs We're a queer indie band from Portland, OR, making tunes about architecture, anxiety, and lesbians. We are Steph (she/her) + Kara (she/her) + Rowan (she/they).

It's Bandcamp Friday, and of course, I have an band. The Crystal Furs are where Steph, Rowan, and I wrote and perform a lot of the songs that are now in Magica Riot, plus more. If you like jangly guitar pop and crunchy alt rock in various combos you might like us. crystalfurs.bandcamp.com

We salute the great shitposters of the past who took the time to type up and photocopy their jokes, such as the anonymous 1980s queer who came up with this alternate hanky code

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

Bitesize From 1997-2009, the San Francisco Bay Area’s Bitesize brought a little bit of sickness to indie-pop, filling their otherwise perfect two-minute long pop gems with awkward stops and starts, weird bursts of guitar noise, quirky vocals, and lots of jumping up and down. The band released two critically acclaimed CDs (The Best of Bitesize & Sophomore Slump) and received college radio airplay nationwide

hey, it's Bandcamp Friday! which means that if you buy artists' music today, we get all the proceeds w/o them taking a cut. here is my previous band Bitesize. if you like what you hear, you can buy our entire discography (36 songs) for a mere $10.40, pls give it a listen! bitesize.bandcamp.com

When I was a kid and I’d watch an old
STAR TREK with William Shatner my mom would pass by and say “There’s that horrible man.”

My phone's battery was low so I tried cramming a delicious sandwich with all the fixings into the charger port. When I'm low on energy I eat a spectacular Italian hoagie dripping with olive oil and oregano and I figured the same would help for my phone but my phone doesn't work anymore? Mods?

I deleted the thing about how I was right to never have liked Firefly not because I was wrong but because I noticed a typo that made me really mad.

Let that be a lesson to you! Don't cling to things! Not shows, not posts!

Oh hey what’s this link do

bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

I have no recollection of having played any video games other than these ones

Ratchet-ass vehicle

(I had to get out of line, go over to the cooler, bend over pretending to look at the milk and things so I couldn't be seen, and subtly slip the cash out without anyone noticing. Since then I've usually been a *little* more careful about keeping my purse around if my outfit doesn't have any pockets)

One time I slipped some cash in my bra to go to the cafe because I didn't feel like carrying my whole purse and wallet. When I was second in line to the counter I suddenly realized this had maybe been a bad idea.

I enjoy whenever I drop a piece of popcorn or something down my cleavage and somehow don't notice it and then I have a little snack for later

2. Only 2. Nothing but 2 ever. Well okay 1 and 4 could be acceptable. 6 is only for specific things. I can't think of any at the moment. If anyone gave me 3 or 5 I would toss them aside and find a better one. If someone gave me 7 I would throw it out immediately and never speak to the person again.

It’s “Wrapped up like a douche.”

I looked it up.

I'm trying to learn more about Augustine, Jerome & their Latin Christian contemporaries, but having some trouble telling wheat from chaff in 2ndary literature - what are good recent/reasonably current studies? Especially interested in general (critical) monographs à la McLynn's "Ambrose of Milan"

of COURSE!!!

well good new! Elsinore is yesterday's news, Philly is all I'm writing about now, and I haven't even gotten to writing about Ed Rendell yet

If you can come up with a good Philly analogue for Gungnir please post because I've been coming up with nothing

I'm on a Sea Peoples diet

I see peoples, I eat 'em

Gonna do research by hanging ourselves by one foot from the statue of Billy Penn for nine days full and collecting SEPTA runes that emerge from Gritty's well