It is 8 pm on a Saturday night. My teeth are brushed and I'm excited to already be in bed. There are K-Dramas in my immediate future. Is this is what getting old is?
It is 8 pm on a Saturday night. My teeth are brushed and I'm excited to already be in bed. There are K-Dramas in my immediate future. Is this is what getting old is?
getting off social media is self care. fortunately i do not care about myself
If you buy a black cadillac we will be forced to stage an intervention
Careful. Metal health will drive you mad.
Haha. No. Glad to have you as an esteemed follower. I was just curious why @ryanmcdonald91.bsky.social recommended me in particular.
Why me?
If you struggle with low self worth, mental health, etc. (or even if you don't), I recommend Our Unwritten Seoul so much. It had many moments that felt personally meaningful. Plus it's brilliant.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3672...
My nervous system probably could have done without the giant cockroach on my bedroom ceiling tonight
Speak for a one armed hamster named Bill
Speak for yourself
me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
Or an obscure and strangely delicious East German breakfast cereal to share
Accidentally wandered into a Big & Tall and all the big and talls freaked out and started running around like when elephants see a mouse.
Do I get anything for being a notable idiot?
... and play tennis
How about popcorn? I reckon that would catch on if turned into a competitive sport.
Cheese Coney, baby
@salsabeard.bsky.social may not have faith in you, but I do. I give them 14 days. You got this.
Joy Division
Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
I am not the reply guy. I am the reply.
Given his chosen career, it's likely he was missing the teeth required to chew pizza effectively, stuffed or otherwise
If you love stuffed pizza, you don't really like our lord and savior Raffaele Esposito
I have many beloved sandwiches and K-dramas. We are not the same.
Headline: Another fighter jet is lost at sea after it falls off USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier Comment: Guess the DEl hires were the only thing keeping military aircraft safe
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
Air Fryer milk and cornflakes
Someone: you look happy.
Me: thanks, Iโm delusional.
Just wait until you try purรฉed pizza with a chilled glass of pond water (local delicacy)
A small man chats with an enormous cat in a comic, asking about its size, while the cat dismissively replies.
The Largest Cat You've Ever Seen by Reza Farazmand.
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