Just took the SF Platform Foundations exam. Got 39/40 correct. Kinda feel weird putting this one on the resume. Oh and passed process automation accreditation too. So that's 22 certifications now.
I need to fail 3 certification exams by Saturday. Which 3 should I take? (This isn't humblebait, I just have a few vouchers that expire March 1st, so I'm banking the 50% retake discount at some point in the future).
Chatgpt conversation: I need to wash my car. The car wash is approximately 100 meters away. Should I walk or drive there? Response: At 100 meters, you should still walk
And people want to use this for accounting?
The greatest courtroom opening statement ever recorded on film still has to be "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
If a text message requires an AI summary, just cut that person out of your life.
Death star isn't confined to naturally orbiting a planet. A gps satellite isn't a moon.
No. That's no moon. It's a space station.
If an email requires an AI summary, it's too long to be worth reading in the first place.
Sure. If you mean, you know, good music.
There was one near my hometown. Less fun, less helpful.
I kind of miss loitering around in CompUSA.
Tomorrow I’m going to ask my class how many minutes are in a day, then how many minutes are in a year, and we’re gonna find out who’s the theatre nerds.
"Your request to install package was unsuccessful: User doesn't have permission (changeDashboardColors) to create dashboard with colors." Salesforce just really trying to piss me off tonight.
What's the best album by Pink Floyd that isn’t Dark Side of the Moon or The Wall?
Just in time for 3.0, I finally have a 5 star island in ACNH.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7S... It's the 2025 Ohana Slack Predictions Retro! In January 2025, a bunch of us on Ohana Slack made some predictions of what would happen in the Salesforce ecosystem throughout the year. Just how accurate were we? Watch and find out.
I hate editing audio of myself.
You know, @davekellett.bsky.social really makes some high quality books. I'm giving the anatomy of dogs and pugs books as Christmas presents this year.
And you can do it again, the CFP for NED26 is open.
Meme of Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man having beans poured on him with the text 'Not the beans!'
The 90s: great music, warm comfortable clothing, terrible "to the extreme" marketing.
I made a reference to 'a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter' and I don't think anyone caught it.
Come'on let's run some red lights.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman
Maybe Flynn, or Alan. I'd say ask Dillinger but he's kind of a jerk.
Apple pie
I’m sorry but this apple pie is simply better than your apple pie because this is my grandma’s apple pie recipe. Except it has honey instead of raisins.
Ive noticed the quality of drums are so much higher. I mean compare the cymbals on House of the rising sun to anything later.
The 70s are the most underrated decade of music, especially in rock. Disco fatigue overshadowed it.
I don’t like “No Doubt” playing on the oldies station.
"Knowing that a bus could run him over at any time, Mr. Delicious can always rationalize a chocolate shake!"
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