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‘You get credit for how big your penis is’: Louis Theroux on manosphere, marriage and misunderstandings He’s television’s most daring documentary-maker, known for asking questions others wouldn’t. But Theroux doesn’t seem to like it when the tables are turned

‘You get credit for how big your penis is’: Louis Theroux on manosphere, marriage and misunderstandings

Nigel Farage, the only amphibian on record to have admired Hitler, writing a letter to Donald Trump that contains the phrase “please piss in my mouth”

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling

I stole this from someone who didn’t use alt text. Alt text: a polymarket tweet that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

of course it has anxiety, you’re training it on multiple generations of anxious peoples’ content

Today I want to talk about Jess’ Rule and Martha’s Rule, two new initiatives across NHS England that I think are really important and you should know about.
Tl;dr: if your symptoms are not improving or getting worse, at home or in hospital, you have the right and Drs the responsibility to review.

The vast majority of children who get gender affirming surgeries are the thousands of cis girls getting medically unnecessary breast implants, with their parents' consent, each year

Meanwhile, single digits of transmasc teenagers (17 year olds, not 12 year olds) get top surgery, again w/ consent

Watch this clip and promise to yourself you'll read at least a chapter of a book today.

"That’ll be £11.86 please"

"Ok hang on, mate - I've got a shedload of coupons here. These six are for 50p off the loaves, and one's half price on the fish"

Christ the Redeemer.

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

If someone photoshopped me holding Nigel’s hand and put it on the news I would hire every lawyer in the country

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”

"US bombs school" (fact!)
vs
"School hit amid US strikes"

Get fucked, we see what you're doing it's not even subtle

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

@suecowley.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/popz...

World U.S. submarine torpedoes Iranian ship in Indian Ocean, reportedly killing at least 87 sailors Attack off coast of Galle, Sri Lanka, set off rescue efforts Thomson Reuters Posted: Mar 04, 2026 6:36 AM PST | Last Updated: March 4 Listen to this article i Estimated 4 minutes Workers in Galle, Sri Lanka, on Wednesday unload the bodies of Iranian sailors from a vehicle, after they were killed when the IRIS Dena warship sank outside Sri Lanka's territorial waters. (Eranga Jayawardena/The Associated Press)

An Iranian ship at a joint Indian naval exercise, where all vessels were required to be unarmed, paraded its sailors along other participants, including the US. The US then withdrew at the last minute, torpedoed the Iranian vessel, and refused to rescue survivors. 87 sailors killed, 60 missing.

For the first time, the U.S. sided with Russia and China at the UN’s nuclear watchdog, opposing a resolution warning that attacks on Ukraine’s energy infrastructure threaten nuclear safety.

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform whilst also advising company

A lobbyist who worked directly for Peter Mandelson, on the Palantir board, and on the board of *four* NHS trusts.

Lobbying the NHS to hand over even more patient data to Palantir.

This absolutely stinks. Get Palantir out of the NHS. Sign my petition:

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

Just managed to smash my shin on the washing machine door, and my brain did that thing where it goes "ok - we both know this is going to hurt, so I'm going to give you a moment to turn to camera, Wile E Coyote-style, and brace yourself for a second or two, before the pain kicks in.

These people really don't get that it's not a comms issue, there isn't a secret combination of words that'll turn things around. It's that everyone has noticed they're not just terrible people, but terrible at governing too.

So, they’re trying to make it where you have to have a passport to vote. But hear me out, you can also use the passport to leave.

So unseemly to be spying these days I think, like you’re not even going round in a trench coat lurking in multi storey car parks or swapping briefcases in public squares you’re just probably screenshotting stuff

My sister and law and I were playing “spiralling” on the weekend. To play, all you have to do, is recite something very small that nearly happened that caused you a moments worry, and how far down the spiral you got.

this escalated in such a way i just choked on my tea

"... I said isn't it good they're getting those Brits living in Dubai back home safely as soon as possible. What did I say, Roy?"

"... You said they'd better stick those tax-dodging cunts in Economy like the rest of us."

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Laydles and gentlemoles.

Glennyrodge is on a roll this afterlubrius.

Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón.