Fair!

So what's going on here? Assuming the conversation resets if you don't reply straight away? Just not reading previous messages?

Maddening!

Gonna have to figure out how to do cable crunches, aren't I lads

Imagine Harris Dickinson but like a meter away doing pull-ups

There's yet another "most beautiful man alive" in the gym and it's all a bit much for me

Ok but you don't wear 2000's white wired earbuds connected to an iPhone tucked into the waistband of your short shorts unless you're trying to send a signal and the signal is "I am a homosexual"

Take: the ambiguity was a feature not a bug.

Ok, had to hold off gyming for a month, let's get back to this 💪

I'm *ill* and *horny*. The worst!

Let's jerk off and admire each other.

We liked my Christmas thirst-trap.

"NSFW pics? Not At First" as a reading comprehension test.

Been far too long since there's been a stranger in my bed :(

Tentatively positive first impressions. Though I've generally used the front camera of my phone and not having a live display of what's being broadcast at the same position as the camera feels weird.

I like my friends watching my show but please don't join just as someone's tipped me to wave my asshole in the air 🙃

I actually love that they don't drop the tone that this is a device for office professionals while demoing neck down and lower body AI tracking

Uh huh.

2026 will be the year I get a butt

Please don't say "dick root".

Being asked about Christmas plans by work colleagues and having to self-censor "spend Boxing Day jerking off on cam from dawn till dusk, as per tradition"

I replied and he's replied with 6(!) questions! Peak OkCupid messaging style!

Getting some surgery next week so no looking pretty for internet admirers for a bit :(

"I have a message I should reply to" - cool, yes, will do when I have the energy

"I have this list of messages to reply to" - chore, do not want, nonononono

Guy I was having a nice time talking to just double-messaged so I guess it's over

"and they're similar widths" 🫠

I want to send missives by pigeon, not have a telephone call

Guy on Grindr I want to reply to but he's never offline :(

Love this!

Can you spot where the train starts moving?