Your DHS name is the first two male relatives you can think of who didn't live in your house growing up, followed by the last name of a kid in your neighborhood who went to an all boys' high school.
I'm Kylelarry Hale.
I would like to use my area of expertise here to contextualize Markwayne's undefeated MMA career. He beat a guy who entered the fight 1-0, then he beat a guy who was 1-8. His third win was beating that second guy again. That's it. That's the MMA career people love bringing up.
Chrontendo Episode 60 (00:30:03)
CLUTCH RIBEYE!
KNOCK McTATERMASH!
BOOT GROUNDERS!
(Yankees fan, but)
SLUG BIGSTICK!
CRACK THWACKOAF!
REACH EUTAW!
If my family has anything named after them, my best guess would be an antibiotic-resistant gum disease.
I assume if he's your Senator it's more like a sentence.
Trump: A little tight, eh, corporal?
Veteran: I’m a Command Sergeant Major, sir.
Trump: I don’t know what that is. What's with your huge neck?
Veteran: What’s with either of our huge necks, sir?
Trump: When do I get one of these things, do you know?
You know you’re a 90s kid if you remember when the U.S. government would at least make up a fake reason to attack the Middle East
I’m a middle child with an older brother with an ASD about 2 years older than me.
If anyone I care about is having a problem of any kind it is, at worst, entirely my fault and, at best, entirely my responsibility.
English war with France will last “merely two fortnights” says King Edward III after Battle of Sluys.
Stop trying to dunk on people with homophobia challenge
Counterprogramming for sickos.
I’ve been out here burning that ESPN chiba/ got its hooks in me like Earl from Toshiba.
I’m on that ESPN Classic. I count at least four Sklar Brothers and at least two Michaels Floorwax.
History did not record the noise I made, only that my wife asked me if I was laughing or crying (neither).
For my money the highlight of the skating gala was the moving tribute to Andreza Giant Panda.
Mortal Kombat into Spandau Ballet is amazing.
Ice Dancing really needed Chumbawamba so I'm glad to see this.
The music was never going to land for me, but I saw enough “Younger” in my Viacom years to appreciate her on that level.
I interviewed for a role not long ago and when AI came up I said, “If you’re looking for a writer, that’s what I am, and I’m up to this task. If you just want someone to use ChatGPT for you, hire someone else, they’ll be cheaper anyway.”
I was not offered the job.
If it wasn't Joel Stein I might need @halfshiksa.bsky.social to tag in.
Rob Sheffield?
I'm a Frank Nelson man through and through.
*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV
This had better not open against my picture, zodA1C, about a serial killer who uses Jardiance to manage his type 2 diabetes.
Nobody has ever captured the whole heavyweight MMA thing better. I barely even watch this stuff anymore, but the more things change and so forth.
Shoutout to TJ "Beef Plant" Jones, wherever he is.
