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Kendra Albert

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They/them. Public interest tech and media lawyer at albertsellars.law, recovering academic. Proud Philly resident. More at kendraalbert.com "Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings." - Ursula K. LeGuin

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Yikes is right. (And thank you for live posting this hearing.)

I mean, I guess it's possible that orgs partially complied and produced thousands of pages of responsive docs that are not about patients or particularly revealing. Wouldn't put it past DOJ to say something technically true that way.

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please, explain to me how following the law works. I love it when tech dudes do that!

(Seriously I do not know why you have decided to argue against shit I DID NOT SAY or defend Proton against claims I did not make, but it's weird. I suggest you move on.)

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would die for Osty.

06.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you are arguing with a thing I did not say! Perhaps try reading the second post in the thread, which provides more context?

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!

06.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are hiring a Head of Global Advocacy and Internet Policy at the Internet Society! This is a rare opportunity to join our team and shape the future of the Internet during one of its most challenging eras. 1/5

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

This is not "don't use Proton"β€”this is, "hey this org has a history of overclaiming the level of protection they can provide, so make sure you actually threat model rather than assuming anything."

05.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm really glad that 404 Media correctly called out the "Proton did not provide any information to the FBI" line as disingenuous. It's not a good sign when a provider is more interested in playing semantic games than realistically explaining their threat model.

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Slay the Spire 2 is out which means I will no longer be reachable by any means for 3-4 years. Goodbye

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Avira: Deserialize, Delete and Escalate - The Proper Way to Use an AV - Quarkslab's blog Three vulnerabilities in Avira Internet Security, from an arbitrary file delete primitive to two distinct paths to SYSTEM privileges.

I've had my work get cited in papers, but I think this reference to my Usenix Enigma talk is the first time I've gotten cited in a vulnerability report. (In the disclosure timeline at the bottom.) blog.quarkslab.com/avira-deseri...

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Josh Barro on Twitter saying "I'm sorry, who decided that males have a right to play in girls' sports leagues? Some people just made this shit up and decided it was a civil right."

Josh Barro on Twitter saying "I'm sorry, who decided that males have a right to play in girls' sports leagues? Some people just made this shit up and decided it was a civil right."

It makes me really sad that Ken White (who I genuinely respect) still podcasts with a transphobic motherfucker like Josh Barro.

If you subscribe to Serious Trouble, your money is funding this.

NB: If I had wanted to tag folks, I would have. So please don't do so for me.

05.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason I have "the song that doesn't end" stuck in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4zt...

05.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am brokenhearted about this.

05.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so upset.

05.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come for the video game history, stay for the legal hot takes section at the end!

04.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is being driven insane by AI discourse without actually interacting with a chatbot a subset of AI psychosis

04.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
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Big tech is hungry for consumer data. Mass. needs privacy legislation now The heart of the privacy bill that the Massachusetts legislature is now considering is a simple but firm rule that companies should collect and use only the personal information that they need to prov...

Today @cogwbur.bsky.social published my op-ed with Neil Richards. We argue in favor of the proposed MA privacy legislation with strong data minimization rules. Surveillance advertising leaves both consumers and small businesses worse off. It only helps Silicon Valley. www.wbur.org/cognoscenti/...

04.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

this is the way:

04.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh it's not complex, it's just stupid.

03.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's that day, Cookie.

bsky.app/profile/cook...

03.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I told Phil if we succeeded I wanted to hang a Free(d) Cookie print on my wall.

03.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a team effortβ€”Phil wears the suit, I have the law license.

03.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it was my pleasure!

03.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A still image from the game Cookie's Bustle. In the bottom, Cookie, a bear, is talking to a character in a blue dress. There's a fountain and fancy architecture in the background.

Over the image is the phrase "Cookie Fried" in the Dark Souls font.

A still image from the game Cookie's Bustle. In the bottom, Cookie, a bear, is talking to a character in a blue dress. There's a fountain and fancy architecture in the background. Over the image is the phrase "Cookie Fried" in the Dark Souls font.

gamehistory.org/cookies-bust...

03.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learnedβ€”and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 6252 πŸ” 3153 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 308

It's so rare that you actually get any kind of a win against entities that use the DMCA to silence lawful uses. So grateful that @philsalv.bsky.social and @frankcifaldi.bsky.social were willing to see this one through!

03.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard Alt: Blinking dude making a surprised face.

Every amicus filer in the law firm cases who now has to figure out how to explain to their clients WTF is happening.

03.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Some AUSA desperately typing in "Does FRAP rule 42 have a takesies-backsies provision" into LexisAI right now.

03.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to stick it to Meta, TikTok, Google, Amazon, and all the rest - ban surveillance advertising.

03.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(And I don't want to just say the latter because people will not infer that I also mean the former!)

03.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0