Tetsuo:
09.03.2026 05:44
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when you get decapitated and still have to show up to work tomorrow morning
Watching 1:59 become 3 AM on my favorite night of the weekβ¦
But somehow also evergreen.
"In hindsight, making an undead 9 foot tall invincible murderbeast and giving it a rocket launcher was ill-advised, but let's be real, it could happen to anyone!" - Dumbass Scientist Memo from Resident Evil
(And an American playing a Russian nomad.)
Amazon makes 4 action movies a month called some shit like FURY PROTOCOL or THE SUPPRESSOR or SHADOW OPS: VENGEANCE. They all cost 200 million dollars to make and no one knows if they actually make any money. And nobody even shows boob
game recognize game
I never had a chance at being normal.
These titles, while funny, are even funnier if you read them aloud like Danny McBride.
Psssh, do you have ANY idea what theyβre charging for FIRE these days?!
Brain rot Star Trek introduces vtubers to the Holodeck.
It would be pretty funny that the one thing that unites the entire planet is everyone being pissed at America.
Iβm not claiming to be a comedy expert or anything, but for my money, Lucy Lawless as Stevie Nicks shilling bargain Tex-Mex is one of the funniest fucking things Iβve ever seen.
Iβm more partial to Sun Tzuβs Art of Bird Photography, if weβre being honest.
Still agonizing over it, tbh.
9 games isnβt enoughβ¦ but itβs a start. Try it out yourself!
my9games.com
I just threw mine together - Iβd need at least 30 spots to fully express myself. π
In 1994, if you had told me that there would be three (shockingly good) Sonic the Hedgehog movies starring Jim Carrey, my little child head wouldβve exploded like that dude from Scanners.
You are tougher than I. Just thinking about it makes me sigh and reflect.
when you cut someone off in traffic and you both end up at the same red light
Chun-li day! #ζ₯ιΊηθͺη₯ #ζ₯ιΊ
