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I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)

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this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 2717 πŸ” 1036 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 5

But they'll still try to claim it's not a cult

05.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•³οΈ

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 8065 πŸ” 1557 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 60

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14281 πŸ” 2588 πŸ’¬ 296 πŸ“Œ 115
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We thank @aoc.bsky.social for speaking the truth about age verification in the House E&C hearing today! As she stated plainly, and we agree, age verification is a smoke-screen for censorship. It is NOT about kids safety!

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 954 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12

Also fuck him for conflating opposition to the war on Iran with supporting every bad thing the Islamic State has done

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 3030 πŸ” 1209 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 11

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1324 πŸ” 419 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Graham Linehan used to have boilerplate lefty politics before he went insane. Transphobia is a gateway drug to other reactionary modes of thought. See also: Rowling, Joanne

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The smokey eye really ties her look together

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i’d make the case that the doohickey oughta be mentioned in the same breath as excalibur and other weapons of legend

05.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1409 πŸ” 464 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 42

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 695 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
YOU CAN FIGHT ICE
BY ANNOYING THEM
- MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS
- LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS
- OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS
- GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING
INFORMATION
- RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES
- DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS)
- SHAME THEM
Fuck yeah
THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY.
DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.
Fuck them White supremacist
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 3987 πŸ” 1658 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 18

Depict them as the accurate-size dilophosaurus from the book

05.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

04.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 4029 πŸ” 831 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and of course there’s probably a million cases that just didn’t get media attention

04.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s less that they don’t consider the possibility and more that when they find out the subject is trans or GNC they stop caring and disgustingly call it an NHI (β€œNo Humans Involved”) case like they do with other marginalized victims.

04.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So she ended up having a very good experience with the game because she didn’t rush through expecting it to tell her what to do, and eventually beat Gwyn with parries

04.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw a playthrough of Dark Souls where the player wasn’t a big action RPG fan, so she logically read every description and went into the menus and used the β€œexplanation” function to read the definitions of every stat and attribute (I don’t think most people even notice that option exists)

04.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that never seems to occur to transphobes is the fairly common sense observation that there is, in fact, incredible and unilateral social pressure on people NOT to transition. They imagine a few pat on the backs from a discord server is more enticing that, like, a lifetime of safety.

04.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ben Franklin is Lyle in this metaphor

04.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saurian Brigands

03.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 745 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal.

The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright.

(Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)

03.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 14031 πŸ” 5935 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 787
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Please keep an eye out

03.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

27.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2421 πŸ” 643 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 20

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 12067 πŸ” 2410 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 70

No get a keytar

03.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It had uncomfortable shades of Dave Chappel’s dumb anecdote about someone correcting him for misgendering a trans woman having a medical emergency

03.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah for sure!

03.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0