expectation vs reality ✨
13.03.2026 16:01
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expectation vs reality ✨
Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters
Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm
I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair
Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine
Lola devouring her tail
Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :
A pigeon grooms another one. What is presumably the female appears to be thoroughly enjoying the situation
Waiting to drive for 2+ hours so just going hard on the archival bird posting. 🪶
The HD multi-language release of Rose Guns Days Season 1 comes out on April 9th on MangaGamer and Steam!
Pre-order and save 10%: www.mangagamer.com/r18/detail.p...
Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4017960/...
The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)
Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money
www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
pigeon blows up the feeder, seeds fly
What does joy look like?
Today's #BirdofTheDay them is Corvids. Here are my favorite corvids, ravens!
My submission for #birdoftheday, #corvid
ふんわりな我が子３トリの冬の朝です。
またまたろう飼い主サマに描いていただいちゃいました～♪
食べ物食べてる姿っていいな♪
セキセイちゃんったらテーブルにパンくずが！（今回の推しポイントその１） か、かわいいっ！！
皆で外を見て、「雪だね」「積もったね」なんて話してるのかな。って、窓の外に雪だるま！？！ 窓の外まで可愛いっ（推しポイントその２）
しかし、我が家は台所だけど（キッチンなんてオシャレなもんじゃないです）、この子たちはいいお家に住んでるな～。
@itazuraoumu.bsky.social
"WebP compresses better, don't you want the internet to be fast!?" yeah i do maybe we could work on not embedding twenty megabytes of trackers and other bullshit JavaScript so your page runs without adblocking most of it first. no? then fuck webp. that's my opinion
My dad started taking me to Kenneth Copeland's church, and I found both the prosperity gospel sermons and the attendees who embraced them to be deeply upsetting.
This is, unfortunately, the logical & inevitable endpoint of where Democrats have been for two decades now. Obama, HRC, & Biden already had decided that we can never reverse any GOP tax cuts & <raise> taxes on anyone under $400K in income. 👇 is sadly just the next step in defunding our polity.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
people have got to realize that we are not getting Medicare for All without taxing the middle class. we are not getting free child care without taxing the middle class. we are not getting better schools and free college without taxing the middle class.
I make $95,000 a year. raise my taxes, please.
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!
every day he’s vindicated
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
A photo of a canyon wren perched on a rock. Its long tail is pointed up.
Who else loves canyon wrens?
#birds #wildlife #nature
#Steppingout is the theme for today’s #birdoftheday. Here is a black-crowned night heron who stole my heart. #heron #birdphotography #wildlife #birds #birding
Rosy-faced lovebird. Here are a pair of small mainly green birds with sweet pink faces.. These are peeking out of a nesting cavity in a saguaro 🌵 cactus.
These charming birds are an invasive species to the Phoenix, AZ area...I lived in Mesa, AZ for many years and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing them. I always heard them first, and wow, they are fast! 💚🪶
Mesa, AZ ~ May 2024
#birdoftheday #ColourfulCaptures #birdphotography #photography #love
RT if $3000 would literally change your life
Is that a gummy bear bombing plane at the top???
One worked for texas instruments, making calculators and stuff. The other one worked for la-z-boy.
I had 3 step-grandpas too, but I never knew much about any of them. Two were dead by the time I was in the picture. I barely spent time around the third before he also passed
Is it okay if the healer has the worst subclass in the game, horrible bangs, and the inability to hit the broad side of a barn, ser?
The museum of lunas that are a little fucked up
おもちです
BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.
Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.
More info:
Luna going through it
We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.