*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle*

*glances at budget*

money for nothin'

we're just now getting slammed

it's north of us but jfc 5" hail???

that fucking huge tornado in Illinois was worrisome

we're just innocent men

A Mysterious Signal Transfixes Radio Sleuths -- And Intelligence Experts The mysterious Persian-language transmission began about 12 hours after the start of the US-Israeli bombing campaign against Iran. It was jammed five days later. Is it a coded message for US agents in...

wake up babe, new numbers station just dropped

I had been going by my first initial for years before transitioning, but started spelling it Em when I was testing the waters.

Em became Emily because there was a drunk guy pissing on our stoop who kept asking my name and he wasn't comprehending me just saying "Em," and it stuck

all this talk about the Strait of Hormuz and everyone is sleeping on the Gay of Hormuz

Brent crude, not to be confused with Crude Brent, who is my uncle

a drawing of a fairy with antenna wearing a robe and the page is decorated with squiggles and moss

Fairies are also goblins

when you use a vacation day to play hookie and play some video games and just end up spending HOURS on the toilet 🙃

Every few weeks I'm overwhelmed by how unnecessary this all is.

same

what, you mean you're not getting regular briefings from military intelligence?

if you have a single follower more than me you are a public figure and must be held to account

(j/k but)

idk seems bad

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

our high school MERP campaign involved us being employed by Alatar to track the Fellowship

unfortunately it entirely derailed when the DM named an NPC Zantac the Blue and we all laughed about him unwittingly being named after heartburn medication

Tort Brush Mambo YouTube video by JoCat

he on he way to dance

the world is sustained by Keenan Thompson

Saturday night 11:00 p.m. local news is great because the B team gets a chance to shine

yaaaaaaaaaay our Syrian Orthodox Church is doing a festival this spring

to get you up to speed, the Syrians/Lebanese folks are what make the Haute truly special

Alice Toklas Lasagna

traveling time
that's not for me
I'm just content to have
DST

BURMA SHAVE

the danger of frozen lasagna is that the bake is long enough to want to take a nap

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

well I guess the bright side of that was that your sense of time was already wrecked and the time change couldn't do much more harm

didn't you hear, we're rootless cosmopolitans