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@johnslpaul

31|Autistic|Georgia Southern Alumna|Black |Decided to head over here since Twitter was ruined by the apartheid nepobaby.| Fandoms: Sonic, Pokemon, Marvel, DC, Mario, Disney, Dreamworks πŸ–•πŸΏai. πŸ–•πŸΏ MAGA.

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Please know that dating a Kardashian (or Jenner) is a terrible idea for black and white men. The results for brown men are inconclusive because Bad Bunny didn't sign up for a multi-year contract. I do wonder how a lesbian would fare. Maybe pretty good? I don't think the curse affects women.

07.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform White America that it actually started with him dating a Kardashian.

OMG, who was the comedian who said he was a nice "starter white" for her? That had me in tears.

07.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Nintendeen when Nintendo sues Donald Trump for tariffs that forced them to raise the price of Nintendo Switch 2 systems, games, and accessories.

NINTENDO'S GREED NEVER ENDS NINTENDO SHAKES DOWN GOVERNMENT FOR MORE MONEY

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also we really need to put to rest now the idea that the US will be an international pariah for all eternity after Donald is gone or that rebuilding will take our whole lifetimes.

06.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œshe supported a genocide” binch you didn’t give a fuck that Claudia de la Cruz wanted to do what Elon Musk did to USAID

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao all the booty blasted ppl in the comments

06.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Jonathan Majors and Meagan Good in an add for something called β€œProverbs Life Conference 2026” with a woman who calls herself as Prophetess.

Jonathan Majors and Meagan Good in an add for something called β€œProverbs Life Conference 2026” with a woman who calls herself as Prophetess.

Ohhhhhh, Meagan Good is GONE, GIRL.

27.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 83
Pokopia screenshot, dialogue box reads "Whoa... They're huge..."

Pokopia screenshot, dialogue box reads "Whoa... They're huge..."

me when my girl takes her top off

05.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 452 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m sorry, what were you saying about how you couldn’t vote for Harris because you pulled the idea that SHE was going to start a war in the Middle East out of your butt?

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're wondering if Nintendo will make any big announcements this upcoming MAR10 Day, then boy oh boy, you better brace yourself for this exciting new and exclusive interview that just dropped...

06.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 792 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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THIS EPISODE IS DEFINITELY ABOUT SONIC FORCES. THERE IS NO INFINITE NEWS. TUNE IN BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE LISTENED TO CHAOTIX CASEFILES AS WE WILL BE DISCUSSING UNRELATED THINGS.

www.youtube.com/live/MUmeSk7...
twitch.tv/sunsetcitypo...

#ChaotixCasefiles #Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Whiteboard drawing of the Yu-Gi-Oh card Crazy Fish and the Palestinian flag

Whiteboard drawing of the Yu-Gi-Oh card Crazy Fish and the Palestinian flag

Holy shit that fish is CRAAAAAAZY

06.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you caught up on The Chaotix Casefiles and the clue that Sage gave Vector in Episode 6? If not, now’s the time!

Listen in: lnk.to/TheChaotixCa...

Maybe some of the crew will be back soon… Anyway, here’s a special message from Ashlyn Madden, voice of Tangle the Lemur!

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 539 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

... I'm not sure if I'll ever get used to seeing a Hutt with abs πŸ˜…

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the β€œone more thing”.

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 4474 πŸ” 1215 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 3

Fuck AI generated art!

Support real artists that take their time and effort to draw amazing art!

06.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

It baffles me that some young people seem to think that once you hit 30 you just stop doing anything remotely enjoyable at all

Or sometimes *anything* at all

Like… what do they think adults do?

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

The House Committee on Energy and Commerce passed the Kids Act, a mix of KOSA, Screen Act, and several other ID/facescan verification bills. There is still time before a final vote in the House, as well as a Senate version. Please use this link to call your Senators and Representatives to vote no.

06.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 686 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21
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a man in a captain america costume is sitting in front of a screen that says i understood that reference ALT: a man in a captain america costume is sitting in front of a screen that says i understood that reference
06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it.

We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.

01.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 685 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

People who say stuff like this started appearing in droves after Wish came out. They never seem to understand that scrapped concepts were scrapped for a reason.

Wish was just simply one of the rare instances where it didn’t work out.

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the few times that I will root for the corporation.

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It *is* foolish to spend big money on Texas. Spend on Maine, North Carolina, Alaska, Ohio, Iowa, and Montana. The first 3 are very very good shots, which would get you to 50. Flip any one of the other 3, which have had very good rumblings recently, and boom, Senate majority. No Texas required.

06.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

If you liked The Emperor’s Nee Groove go see Hoppers.

It is the Pixar equivalent.

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a princess... or a Queen πŸͺ½

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

www.scribd.com/document/100...

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 7118 πŸ” 1990 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 1360

the nintendo ninjas have been training all their lives for this

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1