MacWeirdo42 - John

My black kitten Wanda, curled up into a ball and sleeping at the foot of my bed.

Sleepy Wanda 😻

Four-panel comic 1st panel - blond woman: "Alexander said fuck the police today." 2nd panel - Worf - Klingon from Star Trek: "But I am a security officer and his father " 3rd panel - blond woman: "He said fuck you too." 4th panel - Worf: *looks shocked, hand covering mouth*

Fair point, but even in the realm of fiction, it'd be like if there was an entire segment of the Tolkien fandom dedicated to the idea that Gandalf should have simply murdered Bilbo and stolen the ring for himself. Ya kinda missed the message if you don't see why that's such a terrible idea.

Bizarrely, that was one of Jesus' messages, and I think one that is most often ignored by his own followers. There are entire sects of Christianity who outright reject the notion that morality is measured by your actions.

Why does this feel like something out of Dragonball Z? Like some sort of weird "Let's channel all our power into Trump" ritual so he can unleash more devastating attacks. Just goddamn bizarre.

Turns out, they'll just straight up bomb 100 children rather than let one starve, but yeah.

Wanda is an unhinged little goblin.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Transformers Autobot Seaspray in robot mode, riding on the back of the Decepticon shark Sky-Byte, while holding his blaster pistol. There is a black cat in the background.

One may be an Autobot and one may be a Decepticon, and they may be from entirely different cartoon shows, but Sky-Byte and Seaspray make a solid team. Cat for scale.

My black kitten Wanda, snuggling up with my Kenner stuffed Staypuft Marshmallow Man.

Wanda snuggles with Mr. Staypuft.

Wanda, a small black cat with a red collar, sits on a window ledge and stares at a wasp that is clinging to the screen on the other side of the glass.

The window and the screen are doing their job and protecting Wanda from the consequences of her poor life choices.

Blowing up a girl's school sure is one hell of a choice. Almost as if to say, "Will you shut up about the Epstein files already? Do you honestly think we give a single flying fuck about protecting abused schoolgirls?"

The roof of the Kenner Ghostbusters Firehouse, with all four Ecto Glow Ghostbusters in their masks and carrying their proton packs, and all four of their ghosts. The Ecto Bomber is parked on the roof with Power Pack Louis Tully in the cockpit.

The same rooftop scene with Louis Tully in the Ecto Bomber, surrounded by the Ecto Glow Ghostbusters and their ghosts, only the lights are off and the only light is coming from the Ghostbusters, their ghosts, and their proton packs.

The Ecto-Glow Ghostbusters in some rooftop action.

Ecto Glow Ghostbusters collector's box.

Ecto Glow Winston, Ecto Glow Peter, Ecto Glow Ray, and Ecto Glow Egon, in their original packaging.

Ecto Glow Peter, Ecto Glow Ray, Ecto Glow Winston, and Ecto Glow Egon, masks on, in front of the firehouse.

Oh my gosh, I finally have a collection of Ecto Glow Ghostbusters of my own, and I didn't have to rob a bank to afford 'em!

Photo of my black kitten Wanda, looking out my bedroom window at all the birds she hears outside.

I think my favorite thing about black cats is how quickly they can transform from a mysterious, elegant, graceful, majestic creature of the night into an unhinged little goblin.

Three panels First panel: Close-up of the One Ring in Isildur's hand. Second panel: Elrond says, "Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!" Third panel: Isildur says, "The Dow is over 50,000."

Two panels from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" Panel 1 (Large Marge): "On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire Stare Building... And when they pulled the driver from the twisted, burning wreck..." Panel 2 (Large Marge, now ghoulish and scary): "The Dow was over 50,000!"

My own personal contribution to the "50,000" meme

Your primary weapon is your tongue whip! Or whip tongue! We'll workshop the name!

Transformers Brawn and Sea Spray in their vehicle modes. Brawn is an olive green military jeep with a gun on the roof and a red autobot insignia on his hood. Sea Spray is a blue hovercraft-type boat with a yellow and white command deck and two black propellers, as well as a silver gun, on the tail.

Transformers Sea Spray and Brawn in their robots modes. Sea Spray, left, has a white body, blue arms, yellow legs, and large blue feet. His head is like a yellow helmet, with the tail of his hovercraft boxing it in. He is holding a silver blaster. Brawn is a yellow robot with olive green legs and silver arms. His head looks like a silver helmet with a mouth guard.

My Valentine's Day gift to myself this year - Transformers Brawn and Sea Spray!

Party balloons indicate that somebody somewhere is having a a good time, and that simply cannot be allowed.

Dang it, now all I can think of is that classic board game, "Thirsty Thirsty Therapods."

What? Didn't anybody here play "Thirsty, Thirsty Therapods" when they were boys?

I mean, it tells you everything you need to know about the conservative movement - at BEST, they simply don't give a shit, but many actually support it if not outright participating in it themselves.

"We wanted to see how much we could get away with, and unfortunately we got caught."

New take on an old theme.

I remember when the president getting a blow job was a scandal. Now apparently they're just broadcasting presidential blow jobs for all the world to watch.

Goddamn soulless homunculus.

I tried Froodtube but those it turns out, those guys weren't hoopy at all!

Wanda, a black cat, sitting on a bed with a small green foam alien head.

Wanda, a black cat, staring at the camera with a small green foam alien head between her front paws.

My dog Louie always loved chasing laser pointers like a cat. Now my cat Wanda is obsessed with fetching her foam green alien head like a dog.

When you just can't lie with a straight face, just confess your crimes while projecting them onto others. Classy.

Religious people who think they can fool God Almighty himself are my favorites! I mean, I'm an atheist, but the idea that God would overlook the evil you've done simply because you're "religious..." I just... How dumb do you have to be to think God is dumb enough to fall for that?