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Just been called a class traitor because I said my beer had too much tonka

07.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine complaining about "windmill" aesthetics when you look like a pumpkin that's sprouted limbs and gained partial sentience.

03.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 611 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 4

Absolutely this. Also: BBC headlines acting as adverts for BBC documentaries. Grr

03.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr L is annoyed with my furniture moving. He’s recommended a TTCA* technique

*Throw The C*** Away

01.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brenda is exactly right @trientertainment.bsky.social. A Prayer For Owen Meany is a magnificent book. In my top 5 too

28.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Waving from the top of a hill πŸ‘‹

28.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m v happy with this sofa bed for the spare room. Nice solid bit of furniture for the price.

25.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Four hours. But that included a 16-mile round trip back to IKEA to get a replacement part 😬

25.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr L has just said β€˜I don’t think this IKEA furniture will take too long to assemble’. The poor innocent.

25.02.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If the paper that supported fascism in the 20s (both 20s) considers you a menace you’re probably doing something right

25.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I’ll miss Josh. I thought his take-down of Peep was hilarious - and not inaccurate tbh #TheArchers

24.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To paraphrase #StewartLee, voting for Reform as a protest is like shitting your hotel bed as a protest against poor hotel service. Then realising you have to sleep in a shitted bed
#GortonandDentonbyelection

23.02.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up with last couple of #TheArchers eps.

We all hate Zack, right?

Horrible Eastenders-alike interloper

20.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shocked. I am shocked that Russia is a threat

17.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want a stuffed toy white stoat. But I don’t want to go down a mountain on a tea tray to get it

16.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When did it become β€˜Valentines’ instead of β€˜Valentine’s Day’?

14.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was terrible.

Same time next week? #TOTP

13.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloke playing the hospital feeding tube, there #TOTP

13.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin Godley’s let himself go #TOTP

13.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh this is quite a good song. It might even get into the top 5, I reckon … #Elton #Kiki #TOTP

13.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Liverpool? Liverpool? #TOTP

13.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Waits for Alison Steadman gifs*… #TOTP

13.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She could’ve been Jerry Ferry and/or Jerry Jagger. And her twin sister is Terry Hall. No, really #TOTP

13.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know they had this on last week but you can’t beat Wor Bry at his finest #TOTP

13.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shall we have a couple more TOTPs from the olden days? Hang on while I get my cocoa #TOTP

13.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s NOT RIGHT that he isn’t here #TOTP

13.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe that 1987 was almost 20 years ago #TOTP

13.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha haaa

13.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d forgotten the magnificence of Timbuk Three 😎 #TOTP

13.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True, true. *puffs on pipe and rocks in rocking chair*

13.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0