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Dr. Cheezus_Crust, Boi

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- Very poor quality posts + Slightly better quality reposts - Friend to all dogs - "They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him." - Sometimes cringe, but always anti-fascist. - Your go-to account for shitting on New Mexico and Oklahoma. (He/Him)

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I know it's only the first race of the season, but fuck it, I'll risk saying it -- the Silver Arrows are so back 😎

08.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people need to be expelled from all forms of government and public life. They are an insane cult and need to be utterly stopped before they kill us all.

That’s not hyperbole. Anyone who cheers on the potential of nuclear annihilation is unfit for any position of power or influence.

07.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be saying β€œthe colonel’s favorite jellybeans” a whole lot

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of Cheezus.  He's looking up towards the camera and is wearing a black Metalocalypse t-shirt, a gray ball cap, and glasses.  His face is clean-shaven barring a mustache.

Selfie of Cheezus. He's looking up towards the camera and is wearing a black Metalocalypse t-shirt, a gray ball cap, and glasses. His face is clean-shaven barring a mustache.

I somehow look 10 yrs younger and older simultaneously

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just done something I haven't done in like 14 years. I done shaved my whole dang face (kept the 'stache tho). So now I must ask -- fellas, why are y'all doing this on purpose? The whole process sucks, and ewwww I hate the sight of my chin. Going back to beardy boi asahp

06.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Joani Reid: I had no reason to suspect my husband was spying for China.

Her husband:

04.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it'll be telling if Activision takes any legal action over this. I'd honestly be a little shocked if so -- this is kinda exactly the sort of endorsement they would want, right? To be associated with this kind of gov and violence?

05.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12465 πŸ” 2584 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 79
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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

03.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 3891 πŸ” 1231 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 159
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

02.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 3085 πŸ” 1149 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 25
NEWS
THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN
"I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

NEWS THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN "I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

02.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 977 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

02.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 4795 πŸ” 950 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 29
I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

new iconic meme format just dropped

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

02.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 2169 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 106
photograph of Asian temple silhouette against sunset sky. Overlaid is large translucent image of Ayatollah Khamenei wearing glasses and dark beret. White cursive text upper left reads "Have sex." White text lower right reads "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY."

photograph of Asian temple silhouette against sunset sky. Overlaid is large translucent image of Ayatollah Khamenei wearing glasses and dark beret. White cursive text upper left reads "Have sex." White text lower right reads "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY."

RIP Ayatollah Khamenei you would have loved Bluesky

01.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1691 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 22
01.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1627 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
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Looking for cheese at 3am

28.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1200 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

That last email got me feeling "my steak Is too juicy, my lobster Is too buttery" rn (I may or may not explain later)

27.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock infinity

26.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6151 πŸ” 1247 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 71
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25.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1981 πŸ” 332 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

I think you all need to see this

25.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 7837 πŸ” 1500 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 78

trump can't stop it, only slow it down

say it with me everyone. you know the words. come on now

23.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1463 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 15
Andrew's angry 11 word outburst during arrest revealed.

Andrew's angry 11 word outburst during arrest revealed.

"This is democracy manifest. Sir, get your hands off my penis."

23.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
To commemorate the 30th anniversary of "Eva," we announced the first report regarding the production of a completely new series in the "Evangelion" franchise at the Final Program on February 23 (Mon. Holiday), the final day of the festival "EVANGELION:30+οΌ› 30th ANNIVERSARY OF EVANGELION."

Series Composition / Screenplay  
YOKOO Taro  

Director  
TsuruMaki Kazuya, TaniBe ToruKo  

Music  
Okabe Keiichi  

Production  
Studio Khara Γ— CloverWorks

To commemorate the 30th anniversary of "Eva," we announced the first report regarding the production of a completely new series in the "Evangelion" franchise at the Final Program on February 23 (Mon. Holiday), the final day of the festival "EVANGELION:30+οΌ› 30th ANNIVERSARY OF EVANGELION." Series Composition / Screenplay YOKOO Taro Director TsuruMaki Kazuya, TaniBe ToruKo Music Okabe Keiichi Production Studio Khara Γ— CloverWorks

A new Evangelion series is in production.

23.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 19

Finding out about a new Eva show being in production is giving me profound mixed feelings. Like, on the one hand -- yay, new Eva! But on the other, I have the horrible feeling that we're gonna get some Star Wars prequels/sequels -like stuffs...

23.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
22.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 4481 πŸ” 1035 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 9

Do people lose the theory of mind ability after the age of 50?? Cause with the older folks I interact with somewhat frequently, they're constantly assuming I'm aware of certain things despite having literally zero reason to or they bring shit up apropos of nothing as if it were just being discussed

22.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0